Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[witchdoc187]

your in mate car ashtray lol lol

Can keep ashtray too. If it helps

 

[witchdoc187]

There's about another 10 to add mate, I've lost count lol

Crack on mate we could have more than their consortium by now. We don't want to miss out

 

[nsno-chris]

Is that just @maccavennie or is it per member of the consortium?

Im not gonna lie, @maccavennie gives me the biggest chub, but I’m a whore so I’ll welcome you all

Dollar dollar bills y’all

 

[matty1878]

There's about another 10 to add mate, I've lost count lol

lol lol

 

[maccavennie]

Crack on mate we could have more than their consortium by now. We don't want to miss out

I'll sit in the toilets for an hour tomorrow in work and update the list lol

 

[matty1878]

Can keep ashtray too. If it helps

cryin here lol lol lol lol

 

[witchdoc187]

There's about another 10 to add mate, I've lost count lol

Look how much you've raised on here mate. Don't give up now you're on to something

 

[witchdoc187]

cryin here lol lol lol lol

He'll need it to transport coins

 

[witchdoc187]

Actually retracting ashtray offer as makes the dashboard look ugly. Will swap for piece of cardboard to cover gap

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Actually retracting ashtray offer as makes the dashboard look ugly. Will swap for piece of cardboard to cover gap

Would you accept some toilet paper either stuck over or stuffed in the gap?

The one thing we have is toilet paper.

I can't actually find the Sodexo card @maccavennie are we at preferred bidder status yet?

 

[witchdoc187]

Would you accept some toilet paper either stuck over or stuffed in the gap?

The one thing we have is toilet paper.

I can't actually find the Sodexo card @maccavennie are we at preferred bidder status yet?

It would have to be dark brown toilet paper which frankly I do not want

 

[Connor]

Upon reviewing some of the members of this GOT consortium, I would like to retract my offer

No further statement will be made at this time

 

[MikeH72]

A worthy 4 pages added to this thread I see.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I have a wind-up smoking monkey. Let me into the consortium

 

[maccavennie]

maccas updated consortium (final update before I get banned as I couldn't convince @GrandOldTeam to chuck in the first ever GOT mug)

@matty1878 @Marius57 and @Bohemian Toffee @bring back the catt @MrGrumpy @wm02 @Dixieslaces @dublinbluenose @hktoffee @DanB90 @Wayno @COYBL25 @Tony101 @chrismpw @blue to the bone @Eggs @COYB75 @Jimishorts @nsno-chris @SLAVEN BILIC
@Shibbywiggles @Joey66 @MikelsGoat (TBC and deep in negotiations) @bluestevon @Connor @bluejohn66 @witchdoc187 @Yarrgh
@gonetomorrow
@Mutzo Nutzo
@degsy
@Frenk

31 confirmed members
1 member tbc

Includes

£50 overdraft
£5.20 (wants 500 shares)
PC World gift card
Ps2 (no controllers)
600 pesos
Sodexo meal card
2000 Czech crowns
1 pen
A lot of bog roll
Car tax discs
Wetherspoons Voucher (amount unknown)
Phillip Green shady character
£10 Argos gift voucher (expired)
£17 Sports direct Gift voucher
Exclusion order
Blood Brothers tickets (amount unknown)
£20 Woolworths Voucher
Bucket Hat
£20 from Chase App
Chocolate Buttons (in fridge not melted)
Whiskey bottle full of slum (amount unknown)
An African Prince (possibly Niasse)
2 for 1 Big Mac Vouchers
Gold coins ( 3 grandkids have place on board)
Battle action force comics
Endless boss pics from Jimi + Ps2 controller
1k (based on confirmation of me doing a lap dance)
1,200 unused tickets from Coral Island Blackpool
Everton memorabilia
Dog walk
2 PCs (tbc)
Jason Donovan poster (mint condition)
25 roubles
Signed autograph of Zenit manager Advocaat
Half finished Jack Sparrow Black Pearl ship
2k and every issue of 442 magazine (2016-18 - value unkown)
£15 TK Maxx voucher
Car ashtray (retracted)
1 piece of cardboard
Balaclava
1 corgi Aston Martin
Wind up smoking monkey
Garage job lot
Guide dog shaped collection box
Panini stickers