dubfade
Player Valuation: £2.5m
he looks frightening
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he looks frightening
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Swansea manager Michael Laudrup, speaking before kick-off at the Liberty Stadium: "Everton were a very tough opponent last season and were a little more direct than now. They've added a possession game to their play which is related to the new manager.
"So I like their side and they have a combination of what they had and what they have now. So it's a tough opponent for us."
Thanks, big nose.
"So I like their side and they have a combination of what they had and what they have now. So it's a tough opponent for us."
Thanks, big nose.
bluelife
Player Valuation: £40m
Right lads game plan straight from the words of Roberto:
1) Seamus is going to drive down the right and flick it up right at the corner flag before overhearing it straight on to Romulus head who will do a pirouette with the ball stuck to his head before flicking it onto his heel and behind to Ross who will volley it on to the bar and it will rebound to the knee of kev who's going to do 4 reverse stepovers and that move on dancing on ice where he swings McCarthy around dangerously close to the turf but James will shoulder it back to gaz who's going to shin it dead hard back to Howard who will use this momentum to crack an 80 yard volley straight onto the awaiting Bryan's chest who will scissor it to Phil who will crack it to stevie with a force so hard that his hair will spontaneously grow back into braids and he'll use these braids to touch it into sylvan who will trap it between his shoulder blades and dive into the keeper taking him out and subsequently the ball will roll over the line
2) repeat
1) Seamus is going to drive down the right and flick it up right at the corner flag before overhearing it straight on to Romulus head who will do a pirouette with the ball stuck to his head before flicking it onto his heel and behind to Ross who will volley it on to the bar and it will rebound to the knee of kev who's going to do 4 reverse stepovers and that move on dancing on ice where he swings McCarthy around dangerously close to the turf but James will shoulder it back to gaz who's going to shin it dead hard back to Howard who will use this momentum to crack an 80 yard volley straight onto the awaiting Bryan's chest who will scissor it to Phil who will crack it to stevie with a force so hard that his hair will spontaneously grow back into braids and he'll use these braids to touch it into sylvan who will trap it between his shoulder blades and dive into the keeper taking him out and subsequently the ball will roll over the line
2) repeat
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
You can hear the Everton supporters from the tunnel on TV! Allez Allez Oh!!!!
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Pressing very high up the pitch, love it.
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