SURE

[bluerobert]

when i break out the africa, you'll be crying in the corner

Yes mate because it stinks

 

[atypicalusername]

Yes mate because it stinks

I agree. Africa is way down my list of continents I would like to smell like. Way down.

 

[bluerobert]

I agree. Africa is way down my list of continents I would like to smell like. Way down.

Begs the question which continent then if you had to smell like one?

 

[Harry Gray]

I agree. Africa is way down my list of continents I would like to smell like. Way down.

It's in the top 5 for me

 

[atypicalusername]

Begs the question which continent then if you had to smell like one?

That is getting too familiar. But be assured.

 

[atypicalusername]

It's in the top 5 for me

Where is the lemo continent on your list? High?

 

[neil999]

Yes mate because it stinks

Java for yourself

 

[bluerobert]

Java for yourself

If I'm honest pal I try to stay away from the stuff, it's lack of anti perspirant put it in the impulse category of smells while they charge £3 a can the cheeky swines. Having said that in my pomp I was always partial to Atlantis

 

[streeky]

looking forward to our lads not having unsitely white patches under the arms thanks to the new anti stain formulation.

 

[Seathestars]

Sake, next home game and Goodison will smell like the Lisbon.

 

[Bagman stu]

Last time I bought SURE antiperspirant the girl in the chemist asked if I wanted the ball type, told her no, the underarm one please ..

 

[malfosse]

Last time I bought SURE antiperspirant the girl in the chemist asked if I wanted the ball type, told her no, the underarm one please ..

She asked me if I wanted ball or aerosol deodorant, I said neither it's for my armpit.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Last time I bought SURE antiperspirant the girl in the chemist asked if I wanted the ball type, told her no, the underarm one please ..

Wait, you all have to get that over the counter? We Yanks can buy that stuff at gas stations.

I hope this is the first in a series of increasingly illogical sponsorship deals to become the Official Whatever of Everton Football Club. In a few years I expect us to have an Official Oil Filter and an Official Double-Paned Storm Window.

 

[Julius Geezer]

She asked me if I wanted ball or aerosol deodorant, I said neither it's for my armpit.

Not The Nine O'Clock News wants its joke back !

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Wait, you all have to get that over the counter? We Yanks can buy that stuff at gas stations.

I hope this is the first in a series of increasingly illogical sponsorship deals to become the Official Whatever of Everton Football Club. In a few years I expect us to have an Official Oil Filter and an Official Double-Paned Storm Window.

Howdi !