summertime is almost upon us

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gonna get stuck into mrs b.o.g. at around 1.59 in the morning and reckon i'll last 'til 3 'o'clock.

it is of course the start of british summertime at 2.00am so dont forget to put the clocks forward tonight before you go to bed.

summertime...... a time for young ladies to lose their winter coats at the first sign of the sun peeping out from it's winter hideaway, to adorn themseves in summery dresses, leave their brassieres at home with reckless abandonment, throw all caution to the wind as they step into the gentle breeze with only the skimpiest of cotton thongs beneath, that gives us a little peek of cheek when the wind changes direction and provides a little lift at the back unbeknowns to them.

a time for getting pestered by gnats in country lanes and bluebottles annoying the hell out of you as they temporarily leave a pile of horse **** to dive bomb you, the smell of wild allum in the hedgerows, the noise of the neighbours lawnmower as you try to have a lie in, the smell of freshly cut grass.

a time to put your wooly hat away and get out the summer one for the match, where's those cargo shorts? have we any coals for the bbq ? give the patio furniture a wipe & clean the decking.

summertime, a time for long lazy days in the relentless heat, dozing in the hammock as the sun goes down, pina-colada in one hand, razzle in the other. the radio in the background breaking out those summer hits from yesteryear.

ahh, those lazy summer days.
 

I do look forward to the Girls of Summer.


Were sitting in the pub drinking fruity alcopops from pink glasses with ice and watching the girls of summer
With their bare legs and trainers and their white strap lines showing through yesterday's top
Across their peeling shoulders as they wait at the bar.

I'll go after this one, run down the road half cut, and attempt to shave, well almost, I end up slashing my cheek and nickin my lip
Spray on some poof juice and head up the park with my economy cider.

I dont think I'll need a jacket

Itll be bright when the carry outs are finished
And we head to the pub to get everyone else
Leaving our empties kicked behind a bush
We'll get em in there and casually saunter into the bogs and swallow
And then get taxis down to a club
And I'll be saluting magpies... just in case i get a shag.

But I'll wake up, fully clothed, on someones couch. Clamouring on a girl I know,
All sweaty and thoughtful and needing a fix
And then you wake up
And the first thing we do is make plans to get pissed
So we'll sit in a pub and watch the girls of summer.


The soundtrack to every summer for 10 years.
 
Big fat single mothers with their dimpled fat @rses pushing their offspring around in double buggies with their flaps & armpits stinking of sweat...yeah, can't wait !
 

In the summertime when the weather's high,
you can stretch right up and touch the sky,
when the weather's fine,
you got women, you got women on your mind.
Have a drink, have a drive,
go out and see what you can find.
 
Yes im fairly Anti-Summer myself. I like the rain, the wind, the ice, the snow. You can combat that ****, but the sun? It just frys you!!

Exactly.

Nothing worse than going out one afternoon in the summer and needing a shower again after about an hour.

You cannot escape the heat but when its cold its easy to warm up.
 

You sound like a bunch of goths.

There is nothing finer than a few too many pints in a beer garden in the sun.

Preferably near a river.

Goth?

Excuse me?

I've a good mind to report this post i really have, never been so insulted.
















I prefer to think of myself as more of a vampire :D
 
Nowt wrong with a goth. God knows I chased after enough of them (in a 'wanting to kiss them way') in the good ole days.

I even pretended to enjoy cider and black just to get on their good side.
 
Nowt wrong with a goth. God knows I chased after enough of them (in a 'wanting to kiss them way') in the good ole days.

I even pretended to enjoy cider and black just to get on their good side.

Can't beat a nice snakebite and black. Tastes great and brings back memories of being 15 again haha.
 

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