Summer transfer window 2023

[Howard's Beard]

Obsessively refreshing Leroy Fer's instagram with my copy of Kabbala for Dummies hoping to divine the secret knowledge within.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Yes lads! This is your Christmas Eve lads! Get out there and passively aggressively show your scouting prowess you Football Manager noncing YouTube molesting hysteria lizards. Your partners are getting pumped while you self appoint yourself as the high priest of what Everton need. I’m gonna laugh my cock off when this thread closes and your empty vapid carcasses have nothing to do but bleat for months and touch yourselves over Estonian midfielders.

Could do with three in today really. Doubt it will happen lads.

Driving Arena traffic, are you?

Checked over there and confirmed. LOL.

 

[ElGato]

TalkSPORT saying we’re not back in for Gnonto and that we’re going for Cornet.

Is that the Ligma Ballz breakfast show?

 

[micknick]

TalkSPORT saying we’re not back in for Gnonto and that we’re going for Cornet.

Didnt say that. Said they'd be surprised if we got him because the amount offered was well below Leeds valuation.

 

[Tel001]

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You know it’s going to happen …

Honestly though that just made me snort laughing

 

[ElGato]

I like how a few days before window shuts, it's all a bit chill, maybe the odd rumour.

Deadline day comes around and apparently we're selling 5 and signing 5 in 24 hours. Like it all had to wait till today.

Fake Bid FC strikes again.

Lot of agents using us as a shop window and/or to get their clients new contracts. C.F. Harrison Reed aka Hahahahaharrison Reed (would take him)

 

[witchdoc187]

I thought we paid for Beto using the proceeds of the player we're forced to sell next summer?

We've used Beto to buy Beto? Love it

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My advice? Go about your day, enjoy your evening, go to bed, get up tomorrow and see what happened (or didn't).

Take a deep breath before coming on GOT and firing either angry diatribes or over enthusiastic eulogies about transfer dealings.

You, the internet, and the mods will all feel better for it.

Peace and love, Davey. Xxxx.

 

[allen]

We've used Beto to buy Beto? Love it

We need to do more of this... it's like when the Glazers bought United using United's cash.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Yes lads! This is your Christmas Eve lads! Get out there and passively aggressively show your scouting prowess you Football Manager noncing YouTube molesting hysteria lizards. Your partners are getting pumped while you self appoint yourself as the high priest of what Everton need. I’m gonna laugh my cock off when this thread closes and your empty vapid carcasses have nothing to do but bleat for months and touch yourselves over Estonian midfielders.

Could do with three in today really. Doubt it will happen lads.

A haunting message to all the lids on the potential trappings of deadline day…. gent…

Yes, 3 in would be just great

 

[JimmyK]

I like how a few days before window shuts, it's all a bit chill, maybe the odd rumour.

Deadline day comes around and apparently we're selling 5 and signing 5 in 24 hours. Like it all had to wait till today.

Fake Bid FC strikes again.

It does seem to actually happen though doesn’t it not just at Everton but at other clubs too I don’t know if it’s just because teams drop their demands or what but I’m sure the deals that get done on deadline day are well out of proportion to what happens on any other day.

 

[bullybeef]

I don’t want Cornet.

I want Gnoto!

 

[TyphooToffee]

Kopite kev doing bits on deadline day.

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Priceless!

 

[RomanReigns]

I don’t want Cornet.

I want Gnoto!

Gnocchi main course

Cornetto desert

 

[Blueclouds]

I don’t want Cornet.

I want Gnoto!

But we are Everton
We get cornet and west ham get Gnotol and Sean will be buzzing