Summer transfer window 2023


Checked this with a mate who has friends in journalism. He said

Nunca mais me chame de novo, seu inglês esquisito. Também tenho bombeado sua esposa quando você vai às suas aulas de karatê

From the bits and pieces I can understand he’s saying it has a 50/50 hit ratio.

Got my nunchucks off me mum who was charmed by Dave Novo. She was single at the time and he said she was exquisite. Played the tambourine on her boobs which created a vocal so soothing, it reminded me of Karate kid which was arlarse.
 

Not sure we have the midfielders to play a 2.
Could be, but according to Dyche his 442 doesnt play like with a normal 2. Much of the time one of the "strikers" drops down turning it into a 4-5-1, and the wide midfielders tuck in under his system giving even more support as he seemingly mostly asks the middle 2 to be the legs.
 
Imagine us getting actual real world money for Gbamin and then Saudi giving a stupid offer for Gomes. That kind of stuff just doesn't happen to Everton, the reality is they'll be both starting up front against Fulham after the rest of the squad catches a minor case of detachedlegitus
 

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