Summer transfer window 2023

[originalgreaserbob]

What a relief.

 

[Saint Domingo]

You do realise that the Leicester game was AFTER the Brighton game

If we lost Leicester we could have beaten Brighton 25-0 and it makes no difference. They would have finished above us

You’re proper weird

Says the poster hypothesising about stuff that didn’t happen.

When you go all out as hard as you did to say we were definitely going downs and then brag about how early you predicted it, you can’t then argue the toss about how close it was that we stayed up.

You got it wrong, and you can blame whoever you like from opposition players to the ten mins added time v Wolves, just own it.


Any predictions for this season?

 

[kiss the crest]

Michael Keane at his absolute cart horse ways when we played Leicester, Vardy could have and should have scored 5 that night because of Keane
To think he will be 1st choice next season unbelievable

 

[ForeverEverton]

Alan Myers still playing the Kenwright mouth piece then!

 

[MACCA75]

Don’t say that, you can’t go giving credit to the team or the manager for anything, it must have been something else that kept us up.

I mean Nick Pope made a save in the last week of the season that literally spared us relegation.

 

[MikeH72]

I mean Nick Pope made a save in the last week of the season that literally spared us relegation.

It was out of our hands with ONE game to go. We were absolutely helpless to do anything about it, if that shot had gone in we were actually down. I don’t understand how anyone can be smug about that and act like anyone who thought we might go down is an idiot who made some sort of stupid prediction.

 

[Clarky cat]

Welcome, Alexis Sanchez.

 

[Leylo]

Come on everyone play nice, still got over 3 weeks

 

[Rita_Poon]

Beckham has signed a 36 year old Messi and bill has delivered us 38 year old Ashley Young. Drink in these good times folks, drink em all in...

 

[allen]

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Absolutely nothing against Alan Myers, but even our owner gets it wrong when he tells us we’re close to signing players.

 

[nsno-chris]

Says the poster hypothesising about stuff that didn’t happen.

When you go all out as hard as you did to say we were definitely going downs and then brag about how early you predicted it, you can’t then argue the toss about how close it was that we stayed up.

You got it wrong, and you can blame whoever you like from opposition players to the ten mins added time v Wolves, just own it.


Any predictions for this season?

Yes AI Generated fan number 1, I got it wrong it by:
1 penalty save,
and
1 94th minute save from Nick Pope

How wrong I was. Oh god, how my predictions at the start of the season were off by country mile that we’d be in a relegation fight.

You cry about Kopites mert but you’re literally a kopite in blue. It’s utterly bizarre

 

[mahermi1]

We need a creative player who can create chances for our forwards to score.

We need a lot of things, centre half as well, but paramount is a striker who can score goals.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Yes AI Generated fan number 1, I got it wrong it by:
1 penalty save,
and
1 94th minute save from Nick Pope

How wrong I was. Oh god, how my predictions at the start of the season were off by country mile that we’d be in a relegation fight.

You cry about Kopites mert but you’re literally a kopite in blue. It’s utterly bizarre

Says the bloke telling anyone who would listen we were definitely going down last season and hasn’t backed a single Everton manager.

 

[RomanReigns]

Everton announce new striker Mikel Keantona.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

If it is this bad in here now what might it be like opening day if we have still not signed any strikers? We are making Twitter seem sane.

Yeah we really should have paced ourselves. Too late now. Full on hysteria set in some time last week. I can't imagine any signing calming us down