Summer transfer window 2023

[Tony’s Carp]

Here's the response, I think I broke it.

If you're looking to suggest a serviceable left back for Everton, here's a recommendation:
Ben Chilwell from Chelsea could be a great addition to Everton's left-back position. Chilwell is an English international known for his attacking prowess and defensive solidity. He possesses excellent crossing ability and can contribute significantly to the team's attacking play. Chilwell also has good defensive awareness and positioning, making him a reliable option at the back.
His experience playing for a top Premier League club like Chelsea and featuring in the UEFA Champions League provides him with the necessary exposure and adaptability to perform at a high level. Chilwell's age (currently 25) means he has several years of prime playing time ahead of him, making him a valuable long-term investment for Everton.

This has reassured me that AI is not on the brink of taking over after all.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Here's the response, I think I broke it.

If you're looking to suggest a serviceable left back for Everton, here's a recommendation:
Ben Chilwell from Chelsea could be a great addition to Everton's left-back position. Chilwell is an English international known for his attacking prowess and defensive solidity. He possesses excellent crossing ability and can contribute significantly to the team's attacking play. Chilwell also has good defensive awareness and positioning, making him a reliable option at the back.
His experience playing for a top Premier League club like Chelsea and featuring in the UEFA Champions League provides him with the necessary exposure and adaptability to perform at a high level. Chilwell's age (currently 25) means he has several years of prime playing time ahead of him, making him a valuable long-term investment for Everton.

Thank you! This is brilliant. Can't we put this thing in charge? It's tempting to want to know its response to all the positions we need filled but that way madness lies

 

[BlueStevie35]

We're not playing matches for another few weeks. Definitely a positive.

5 days unfortunately

 

[coleman=quality]

That’s too cheap for a prem player in his mid 20’s

Would be getting at least 10 and more likely 15

Any fee is good I’d be happy him going for free if it meant we didn’t pay Holgate 70k per week absolute disgrace any player of his ability is earning that kind of money, the way it’s been going for years and this Saudi explosion coming along, the FA Cup being sold to the premier league can see me just watching football as a casual fan every now and then games being ruined from what it was

 

[Toffeepot]

This has reassured me that AI is not on the brink of taking over after all.

haha SkyNet it is not!

 

[coleman=quality]

Here's the response, I think I broke it.

If you're looking to suggest a serviceable left back for Everton, here's a recommendation:
Ben Chilwell from Chelsea could be a great addition to Everton's left-back position. Chilwell is an English international known for his attacking prowess and defensive solidity. He possesses excellent crossing ability and can contribute significantly to the team's attacking play. Chilwell also has good defensive awareness and positioning, making him a reliable option at the back.
His experience playing for a top Premier League club like Chelsea and featuring in the UEFA Champions League provides him with the necessary exposure and adaptability to perform at a high level. Chilwell's age (currently 25) means he has several years of prime playing time ahead of him, making him a valuable long-term investment for Everton.

If only we was signing chilwell we can dream I suppose try and stay positive

 

[Tony’s Carp]

That’s too cheap for a prem player in his mid 20’s

Would be getting at least 10 and more likely 15

We should be pitching him to the Saudis and hoping for 10-15. They are trying to fill four squads from the top leagues so there’s half a chance they’d bite, and would have no problems with the fee or his wages.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

We should be pitching him to the Saudis and hoping for 10-15. They are trying to fill four squads from the top leagues so there’s half a chance they’d bite, and would have no problems with the fee or his wages.

Mason might want a say on where he plies his trade, of course

 

[Tipp blue]

Thank you! This is brilliant. Can't we put this thing in charge? It's tempting to want to know its response to all the positions we need filled but that way madness lies

It's definitely on crack.. I asked it for realistic signings for every position and to include rough

Sure! Here are some realistic signings for Everton in each position, along with rough price estimates:
Goalkeeper:

1. Mike Maignan (Lille) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Freddie Woodman (Newcastle United) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Right-back:

1. Denzel Dumfries (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £15-20 million
2. Tariq Lamptey (Brighton & Hove Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Center-back:

1. Ozan Kabak (Schalke 04) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Kristoffer Ajer (Celtic) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

Left-back:

1. Aaron Cresswell (West Ham United) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Rico Henry (Brentford) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Defensive midfield:

1. Boubakary Soumare (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Aurelien Tchouameni (AS Monaco) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Central midfield:

1. Renato Sanches (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Attacking midfield:

1. Matheus Pereira (West Bromwich Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Isco (Real Madrid) - Estimated price: Loan with option to buy

Right-wing:

1. Leon Bailey (Bayer Leverkusen) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Adama Traore (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Left-wing:

1. Donyell Malen (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Julian Draxler (Paris Saint-Germain) - Estimated price: Free transfer

Striker:

1. Patson Daka (RB Salzburg) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

 

[ForeverBlue92]

We know all of this. Now what?

Keep repeating the same thing over and over again on an internet forum?

It's evident we're passengers on this journey.

Might as well sit back and wait for it to play out than swimming in an end of world fantasy, at every turn.

I understand the frustration with the club as it is currently a bit of a mess but as you say Mr Eagle there is a small cohort who revel in the misery that makes it difficult for zen fans like ourselves to be able to concentrate on EFC news.

This group moaned we were "overpaying" for Toure based solely on a YouTube clip.

Moaned about selling a kid to Chelsea who no one had even knew existed until a few days ago.

Moaned about signing Young and writing him off instantly when he's not even kicked a ball for us / had played well for Villa last season.

Moaned when we were linked with Harrison as we sign "too many" players from relegated sides.

Same suspects who aimed vitriol at our McNeil last season before he had even kicked a ball for us & who were dancing with glee at Lampard having frozen out Doucoure - both of whom ultimately saved our bacon last season.

We as fans need to play our part and try bring some positivity to the club otherwise no one of any decent profile will want to join us - look at Danjuma swerving us after no doubt seeing fans leg after Gordons car and yet another managerial sacking.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

It's definitely on crack.. I asked it for realistic signings for every position and to include rough

Sure! Here are some realistic signings for Everton in each position, along with rough price estimates:
Goalkeeper:

1. Mike Maignan (Lille) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Freddie Woodman (Newcastle United) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Right-back:

1. Denzel Dumfries (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £15-20 million
2. Tariq Lamptey (Brighton & Hove Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Center-back:

1. Ozan Kabak (Schalke 04) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Kristoffer Ajer (Celtic) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

Left-back:

1. Aaron Cresswell (West Ham United) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Rico Henry (Brentford) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Defensive midfield:

1. Boubakary Soumare (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Aurelien Tchouameni (AS Monaco) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Central midfield:

1. Renato Sanches (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Attacking midfield:

1. Matheus Pereira (West Bromwich Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Isco (Real Madrid) - Estimated price: Loan with option to buy

Right-wing:

1. Leon Bailey (Bayer Leverkusen) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Adama Traore (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Left-wing:

1. Donyell Malen (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Julian Draxler (Paris Saint-Germain) - Estimated price: Free transfer

Striker:

1. Patson Daka (RB Salzburg) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

I love how optimistic it is for us. Now how does it suggest we find the money? (Seriously, mate, that's rhetorical.) Still not feeling Traore or Ward Prowse mind

 

[Omar]

Where's the Kean money, Bill?

 

[Toffeepot]

I understand the frustration with the club as it is currently a bit of a mess but as you say Mr Eagle there is a small cohort who revel in the misery that makes it difficult for zen fans like ourselves to be able to concentrate on EFC news.

This group moaned we were "overpaying" for Toure based solely on a YouTube clip.

Moaned about selling a kid to Chelsea who no one had even knew existed until a few days ago.

Moaned about signing Young and writing him off instantly when he's not even kicked a ball for us / had played well for Villa last season.

Moaned when we were linked with Harrison as we sign "too many" players from relegated sides.

Same suspects who aimed vitriol at our McNeil last season before he had even kicked a ball for us & who were dancing with glee at Lampard having frozen out Doucoure - both of whom ultimately saved our bacon last season.

We as fans need to play our part and try bring some positivity to the club otherwise no one of any decent profile will want to join us - look at Danjuma swerving us after no doubt seeing fans leg after Gordons car and yet another managerial sacking.

I need to catch my breath(which I'm grateful for btw Everton Gods) before reading the rest of that
Laughter is a silent killer, can't be too careful

 

[Toffeepot]

It's definitely on crack.. I asked it for realistic signings for every position and to include rough

Sure! Here are some realistic signings for Everton in each position, along with rough price estimates:
Goalkeeper:

1. Mike Maignan (Lille) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Freddie Woodman (Newcastle United) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Right-back:

1. Denzel Dumfries (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £15-20 million
2. Tariq Lamptey (Brighton & Hove Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Center-back:

1. Ozan Kabak (Schalke 04) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Kristoffer Ajer (Celtic) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

Left-back:

1. Aaron Cresswell (West Ham United) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Rico Henry (Brentford) - Estimated price: £10-15 million

Defensive midfield:

1. Boubakary Soumare (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Aurelien Tchouameni (AS Monaco) - Estimated price: £20-25 million

Central midfield:

1. Renato Sanches (Lille) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Attacking midfield:

1. Matheus Pereira (West Bromwich Albion) - Estimated price: £20-25 million
2. Isco (Real Madrid) - Estimated price: Loan with option to buy

Right-wing:

1. Leon Bailey (Bayer Leverkusen) - Estimated price: £30-35 million
2. Adama Traore (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - Estimated price: £25-30 million

Left-wing:

1. Donyell Malen (PSV Eindhoven) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Julian Draxler (Paris Saint-Germain) - Estimated price: Free transfer

Striker:

1. Patson Daka (RB Salzburg) - Estimated price: £25-30 million
2. Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers) - Estimated price: £15-20 million

Ask it how we get rid of Bill without Terminators

 

[Verbal Kint]

Would be nice to have a few signings and not just Ashley Young to lift the spirits because this is horrific watching us sell young promising players for pittance, the Simms one I can understand but Samuel Smith one will haunt us, we have got rid of loads of deadwood and many more to follow but still fresh blood needed.