Summer Transfer Window 2017

[KaiserEFC]

I'm forever optimistic that we will just pull a decent player out of nowhere

 

[sageyefc]

Rather play no width than start Lennon and Kev lad.

Yeah Lennon isn't the best but we played our best half of football this season with kev and ademola playing.


And if he doesn't like what wingers we have he should've looked to getting new ones in tbh

 

[Kal El]

12 hours to go....

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

I said earlier that worsts case scenario is we sign no one, but i want to formally submit an amendment.

Worst case scenario, no action apart from Watford's Okaka on loan.

 

[coollino]

Hear we are signing a proper players player, a proper managers player and a proper fans player.

 

[PITA]

'kin ell get on Adonis over here

She'd be the best looking women you've ever been in sniffing distance of

Is right.

 

[a bell maul]

Seen a fella in Speke, carrying a massive blue dildo, think he must know something.

...that's an anti Tory statement that blokes making...

 

[tommye]

Why on earth would you, he'd just look at you as a bad bellend and bore if you did

He does that anyway. We all do.

 

[PITA]

Come on guys...i mean...look at the kip of her!

Still would.

 

[chicoazul]

When I read his name it always makes me think of that Swedish House Mafia song 'Batshuayi Batshuayi child, heaven's got a place for yoooouuuu'.

I'm sure that was one of yours @chicoazul ?

Bro I can't even remember what wham I chatted yesterday.

Why on earth would you, he'd just look at you as a bad bellend and bore if you did

Isn't that how everyone looks at me anyway?

 

[chicoazul]

He does that anyway. We all do.

Pah. Beat me to it. Props.

 

[fuko~]

Rather play no width than start Lennon and Kev lad.

But until now, no width doesnt work...and we need a plan b to change formation in match.
Just mentioned before, we should keep them until we get the replacements.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I've just skimmed the last 20 pages or so to pick out names.

After feeding all those names into my super computer along with data on net spend, FFP, current wage bill, the type of profile Koeman and Walsh like and what we actually need it's come back with some great news..

We have an 89% chance of signing Natalie Sawyer.

 

[a bell maul]

Reporting in again from Cornwall: I'm seeing Diana remembrances now. It's difficult to get any rational handle on events: 20 year death anniversary is mixing with TDD fervour. Is anyone seeing similar in the streets of Liverpool? Please report on the situation.
About to make my way into Devon (Barnstaple) to see my Uncle Gerald and Aunty Pauline...I will report on events as I see them...
Over...

 

[tellmema]

still possible (albeit sometimes minimal) in no particular order.

Dembele
Dzeko
Werner
Batshuayi
Janssen
Bacca
Welbeck
Giroud
Okaka
Bellotti
Zapata
Zohore
Slimani
Jimenez
Dollberg

Mahrez
Draxler


Vermaelen
Gibson
Abdennour
Marcano

All is not lost - let's wet our beds and make those sheets yellow!