Summer Transfer Window 2017

[a bell maul]

The window isn't going to close quietly...judging from the buzz where I am, it's going to slam shut with a bang that will make Krakatoa sound like a 'pop'.
Can anyone report on crowd activity in Liverpool? Cornwall is a scrum...mayhem...absolute mayhem. I hope I make it out of here....

 

[tommye]

I was the number one ITK on here, until i retired from the game.

 

[Abraders]

I'm going down the Winchester until this whole thing has blown over

Pick up batman.
Drop him off at FF.
To the winchester.

 

[magicjuan]

I've got a dildo but it isn't purple , does it still count if I brandish outside site entrances ?

Have you not got some glittery nail varnish you could dip it in, erm Matron

 

[Barnfred 55]

Really strange how this year the esk on his twitter has hardly said anything about transfers.

Almost like his really close source from last year suddenly dried up as soon as he got a job on a podcast really isn't it?

Or maybe he sacked off his really close source because he didnt get a single call right.

 

[bicycleheader]

sell2buy4lyf

 

[blue76]

Niasse going to Palace.

 

[Neiler]

Lol at West Ham.

Mirallas on loan.

 

[chicoazul]

The mole, wrd and shorty battle for the ITKs of the forums prize. Jim White hasn't mentioned us yet is he saving a tidbit....

I was with WRD yesterday, true story. We went for a walk and a pint.

 

[bol-uk]

Bats-whats-his-face from Chelsea.... is he a target-man style striker though? I didn't have him down as being the sort that holds the ball up and brings others into play....

Thats cos he is not

 

[orly]

Russian Linesman is quality as well

Can't believe I forgot Stamp as well.

 

[sharkey1001]

Demand £15m+ from West Ham for Mirallas - Get Vlasic in for £9m

Sell Niasse for £10m

And I'll be happy.

Jokes

 

[rochdaleblue]

I'm scared to go to the gym in case I miss anything.

LOL yeh right like I'll miss something.

I wouldn't worry mate. Do your weights session, then some cardio, maybe even a couple of classes body pump, circuit training? Take a sauna and and a shower, come back and nothing will have changed apart from your waistline

 

[royalblue66]

The window isn't going to close quietly...judging from the buzz where I am, it's going to slam shut with a bang that will make Krakatoa sound like a 'pop'.
Can anyone report on crowd activity in Liverpool? Cornwall is a scrum...mayhem...absolute mayhem. I hope I make it out of here....

Seen a fella in Speke, carrying a massive blue dildo, think he must know something.

 

[Nymzee]

I wouldn't worry mate. Do your weights session, then some cardio, maybe even a couple of classes body pump, circuit training? Take a sauna and and a shower, come back and nothing will have changed apart from your waistline

I could be there till February 2018 and I probs wouldn't miss anything.