Summer Transfer Window 2017

[BigDunc'sFod]

This is the source for the Martina story: http://thefootballfaithful.com/exclusive-everton-close-cuco-martina-signing/

It's ben re-written by the Express with a Journalists name who supports Southend and looks like this:

I think it's safe to say neither of these have exclusives on transfer stories.

"You're a wizard, Harry!"

 

[Chipshill]

Dolberg is going to raise his stock by 15M against this defence tonight isn't he...

Are we taking bets on the date the fume-o-meter makes an appearance?

 

[Goat]

Dolberg is going to raise his stock by 15M against this defence tonight isn't he...

Are we taking bets on the date the fume-o-meter makes an appearance?

Chris Smalling will put him in pocket and 000s of Everton hearts will break in half.

 

[Connor]

Chris Smalling will put him in pocket and 000s of Everton hearts will break in half.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Martina is a Koeman favourite. If we sign him the only thing we should read into it is Koeman thinks he'a useful squad option. I think they'll try to find Kenny a top championship club on loan next season rather than throwing him straight into PL.

Yeah, we all thought that about Alcaraz... remember Dynamo? I still can, despite extensive counselling.

 

[Goat]

Half the goals Vinny J scored.

Hes rubbish C, dont believe the hype.

 

[toffee66]

You mean Kiev I think Bud so your memories are fading. Hang in there.

 

[Connor]

Half the goals Vinny J scored.

Hes rubbish C, dont believe the hype.

I took more umbrage in you saying Chris Smalling could pocket a striker.

 

[Goat]

You mean Kiev I think Bud so your memories are fading. Hang in there.

Erm mate, you do know they are called Dynamo Kiev, right?

 

[BlueToff]

Pretty sure we all said that about Stekelenburg, and he inexplicably ended up playing about 20 games.

Cos Koeman met Hart and thought he was a massive ted.

 

[Goat]

I took more umbrage in you saying Chris Smalling could pocket a striker.

Put Lukaku in his pocket a few times, sadly.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Hazard anyone?

Haven't seen much of him at all but knee injuries and ten goals and seven assists is pretty gooood.

https://thisisfutbol.com/2017/05/rumour-mill/everton-keep-tabs-on-hazard/

 

[Connor]

Put Lukaku in his pocket a few times, sadly.

 

[BlueLlama]

Martina is a Koeman favourite. If we sign him the only thing we should read into it is Koeman thinks he'a useful squad option. I think they'll try to find Kenny a top championship club on loan next season rather than throwing him straight into PL.

He's not a favourite it's lazy journalism linking us with a player who is available.
He's been shown to be utter turd at this level.

 

[Goat]

Hazard anyone?

Haven't seen much of him at all but knee injuries and ten goals and seven assists is pretty gooood.

https://thisisfutbol.com/2017/05/rumour-mill/everton-keep-tabs-on-hazard/

Utter garbo.