Summer Transfer Window 2017

[BlueLlama]

ah, classic transfer-thread shaming.

unlike you, virgins, @BlueLlama @chicoazul et al only post in the transfer thread while engaged in active coitus

or, at the very least, while typing with one hand

Christmas was 5 moths ago too, change your avatar you scruff.

 

[Zatara]

Its possible that the transfer thread regulars could be typing two handed while using a home made fleshlight wedged between the mattress and bed.

That sounds intimate, or it would if I knew what a fleshlight was? Sounds very pornographic.

 

[a bell maul]

Christmas was 5 moths ago too, change your avatar you scruff.

lepidopterist alert

 

[Nymzee]

Its possible that the transfer thread regulars could be typing two handed while using a home made fleshlight wedged between the mattress and bed.

Gonna have to try this one time.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Rumours this morning that negotiations between Sandro and Atletico are not going well over money.

 

[Hogwild]

This is how the summer will pan out:

1. People fuming because we don't sign players quickly.

2. People fuming at people fuming we don't sign players quickly.

3. People fuming at people fuming at people fuming we don't sign players quickly.

I will partake in each activity at some point.

Don't forget fuming about us not spending money followed quickly by fuming at us spending too much money on the wrong player(s)

 

[Hogwild]

Rumours this morning that negotiations between Sandro and Atletico are not going well over money.

Hope that is true as I'd like to see this lad play for us.

 

[billyblue80]

Don't forget fuming about us not spending money followed quickly by fuming at us spending too much money on the wrong player(s)

You forgot people fuming at the players we do sign and how much we pay.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I wonder how many players we have been linked with so far and what the total will be come August. Someone more arsed than me should make a totaliser. I reckon 'all of them'.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

My favourite is fuming at not being in for or trying to buy players we would never ever get.

Perisic being a current favourite.

 

[Connor]

Jordan played some 16 matches for Lazio (started in 8) which might still finish 4th. Probably isn't garbage then, to be a defender in Italy.

He's garbage.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Morning virgins, just a reminder that it's still May.

If you said that about 42 years ago you would have been nearly correct

 

[marsh]

Ibrahimovic

 

[Connor]

Laughiing at West Ham and Stoke hmmm.

Some people have forgot our transfer windows.

It's really really easy to laugh at them. Especially when one side just lost 40k season ticket holders and immediately started leaking stories about interest in Lukaku.

Whilst the other is stuck in the Premier League wilderness with talented players who are headcases but not good enough to make the step up. Add in the fact their managed by Mark Hughes and the laughter continues.

In regards to their transfer business, West Ham sign social media's favourite players like it's going out of fashion because they are the real life embodiment of transfer virgins while Stoke never do anything interesting and when they do, they sign players like Shaqiri whose on his 5th club in about as many years. Plus, it's Stoke.

Take a look at the Zaza and Bony deals and guess what? You can laugh even more.

Also, which side sold their best player after only 12 months last summer? Oh right.

 

[bluestevon]

Imagine if West Ham get ross, kelechi and Pickford.

Good one.

They seem to think a medical is imminent but sure europa has a larger pull for him.

Argh the waiting kills you

Strange that west ham season ticket renewal deadline is this week lol

Numbers apparently way way down as well