Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Jamiednm]

God I'd smash Kirsty Gallagher everywhere.

I'd ruin her

She's friggin' sensational.

 

[Toast]

Lescott looks like a scruffy tramp sat next to Given.

 

[tadpole]

Mate I think the optimism is being drained from us all on here. If they know we need a striker they don't have to wait all day to do it and then announce it. So you have to fear we aren't getting one

We will sign a striker because we simply have to, failure is not an option. The question is who will it be, and will they be good enough for Everton.

 

[Donald Twain]

God I'd smash Kirsty Gallagher everywhere.

I'd ruin her

How about courting her , becoming an item and eventually kissing the lady passionately ?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Kirsty showing some nice keystroke activity

 

[stesachaaxl]

She's friggin' sensational.

Check my avatar

 

[TheFinnFan]

Where is Jim???? I demand news

I have news for you....i just farted

 

[bluesb1970]

How about courting her , becoming an item and eventually kissing the lady passionately ?

He’s only got til 11pm!!

 

[DanB90]

Where is Jim???? I demand news

He's currently in the changing room taking his Moshiri mask off like some crap scooby doo villain.

 

[maccavennie]

Not really i was starkers again looking for a wotsit that had rolled under my bed , honest!

lol

 

[nsno-chris]

How about courting her , becoming an item and eventually kissing the lady passionately ?

I'd bend her over that desk and show her the 50 states

 

[Lee Smith]

That fella on the left looks like Contract Dave sans glasses.

Sans?! Too posh for "without" are we lol. Think you're bang on the money there like. Though I'm not sure why Gareth Southgate is with him sorting out the contract

 

[tadao]

Where is Dave the pen ?

Wasn't that him on the left? Without glasses though so his visit to Amsterdam gave him vision.

Or maybe, it's not him.

 

[Abraders]

Are we just gonna pretend Rooney and Sandro don't exist then?

Rooney ain't our striker, Sandro was clearly not our main one either and if he's meant to be then that is not good enough.

And raaaah before you say it it's not about the price tag.

 

[matty1878]

We will sign a striker because we simply have to, failure is not an option. The question is who will it be, and will they be good enough for Everton.

I hope your right pal