Summer Transfer Window 2017

[BillLovesRoo]

Especially when they persevere playing a striker out wide when it obviously doesn't work, and you have a better option (IMO) in Lookman.

I'm genuinely wondering where Koeman will attempt to play Lewin next.

We should start sending request ab ets to sky sports, see if they take odds for it

 

[Barnfred 55]

He's a polarising figure, is our Cuco...

I think you may have mentioned that.

 

[COYBL25]

Do you sleep??

Anyway....

I do not want Kenny to fail. Of course I want Cuco to succeed or I'd be a bad Blue. If Kenny was ready a la Davies last season I'm sure RK would play him. I don't what the word you're looking for is. I'm a supporter of our team and as it stands the gaffer has my confidence. Why so negative?

He has a rare condition known as " Zatmania ".

It only flares up at the start of every transfer window.

Symptoms include :

Not sleeping for weeks.

Becoming an instant expert on every player in the world.

Constantly posting non stop utter wham on here.

Less bumming of Lady Boys ( resumes once transfer window closes )

* " Zatmania comes with a Govermnent health warning and should be reported to the authorities at the earliest opportunity

 

[nsno-chris]

He has a rare condition known as " Zatmania ".

It only flares up at the start of every transfer window.

Symptoms include :

Not sleeping for weeks.

Becoming an instant expert on every player in the world.

Constantly posting non stop utter wham on here.

Less bumming of Lady Boys ( resumes once transfer window closes )

* " Zatmania comes with a Govermnent health warning and should be reported to the authorities at the earliest opportunity

And a very weird obsession with signing kids

 

[bluekangaroo]

Well colour me surprised that our signings stopped rather quickly once we reached what we knew we would be recouping for Lukaku!

 

[Brisan123]

With our board it is wise to be specific....we don't want them buying Alcaraz again....

They wouldn't would they
Please tell me they wouldn't please

 

[COYBL25]

And a very weird obsession with kids

Fixed that for you lol

 

[nsno-chris]

Fixed that for you lol

lollollol

 

[Brisan123]

Can't believe that I came into this thread actually hoping that it would cheer me up. Lol

A few of us have made that mistake over the last few weeks

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

He'd probably bring someone in that would score 20+ goals for 4 years and then be sold for around triple what we bought them for.

Or Kone

 

[JLW]

If Troy Deeney is the answer, what is the question??

How to piss every evertonian off?

 

[desblue]

Not sure on jese but clubs like psg arsenal maybe barca all have or will have if they get signings they want too many strikers its like waiting for a chain reaction sometimes with transfers

 

[desblue]

Sadly we are middle of that chain due to no cl football

 

[msb]

I wish the window shut before the season kicks off. The whole think is a drawn out saga to feed the press frenzy and sod all to do with football.

[grumpy old git mode]I think I used to prefer it when you could sign players all year and they were something of a surprise when they happened. Being linked to every player and endless discussions on the merits of Fred Nurge from Ligue 371 in France is turgid (to borrow a word from another thread).[\grumpy old git mode]

 

[a bell maul]

Anyone else heard whisper we're after some French bloke, Fred Nurge?