Summer Transfer Window 2017

[a bell maul]

No I'd love dolberg just think Everything seems to come so natural to him.

Other than that id say mandzukic or Patrick schick but are either attainable.

We will end up with slimani the way it's going

...or possibly Peter Crouch?

 

[Simon baker]

...or possibly Peter Crouch?

What about jean pierre gignac French player

 

[COYBL25]

Why are certain people on here so angry? Honestly?

We haven't even kicked a Premier League ball in anger yet and you'd think we were already well into the second half of the season flirting with relegation or something. Chill the f out.

FIFA mutants, whose mums have insisted that they open the curtains, have a shower and change their bills for the first time in three weeks

 

[USABlue]

He wanted to go and live happily ever after with Pogba.

Nothing we could do about it Tim.

Give it two seasons and he'll be after a move to Madrid / Bayern / Juventus - take your pick.

Once a snake always a snake.

not sure how wanting to play at the absolute top level makes you a snake, at least considering he spent years telling everyone he wanted CL. Don't know many snakes who are that upfront

 

[tadao]

No I'd love dolberg just think Everything seems to come so natural to him.

Other than that id say mandzukic or Patrick schick but are either attainable.

We will end up with slimani the way it's going

If we were really after Dolberg then maybe, it would've been done already given we bought Klaasen from them, unless we really were waiting for Giroud?
Mandzukic..signed a contract extension though so?
Schick..injured?

 

[bicycleheader]

Jean Pierre Papin

 

[Albro]

50m and 150pw on costa. We are desperate.

 

[BlueStevie35]

It's always this time of the season the clappers come out in force. The people who've seen everton win the lot but get really arsey when us younger ones get frustrated that we've seen nothing but abject failure in 20+ years.

I want to see us improve but it's extremely frustrating when we do improve, but take 2 (probably more like 22) steps back by selling our whole goal threat, and worse still don't bother reinvesting the money on a replacement.

Mate I'm 32, I was 10 when we last won anything, I spent a decade of being taunted by RS uncles telling me every season that we were going down that year. I sobbed when the 1-2 punch combo of Barmby missing a pen and Dion Dublin equalising in 98 put us a Bolton goal away from going down. I got so fed up watching deadline day when we spent several windows without so much as a cheeky loan.

I'm not saying don't be frustrated, it's natural but for the love of god man, don't come out saying we haven't bothered investing in a replacement when not one of us has a scooby what the hell is going on behind the scenes, for all we know we have been working on a replacement before, during and now after Rom has gone but haven't found a viable target due to unavailability, price, wage demands or health

 

[PVD_Blue]

Hot take: it's almost as if it is actually dumb and bad to have the transfer window close after the season starts?

 

[Toffeemeister]

Costa on loan for the year and then he can goto Athletico.

That would do me as well !

 

[Llyrap]

Just wondering if people have been placing cheeky bets on Dolberg as we are 2nd favourites after RM on a certain betting site.

 

[chippy1722]

Costa on loan for the year and then he can goto Athletico.

That would do me as well !

Completely dreaming to get someone like Costa. He could walk into any team in Europe. He would laugh at us.

 

[Zaschrona]

Kalinic, please!

 

[TippEverton]

I'd hate to see Costa in an Everton shirt, NEA.

 

[Aar_the_Toffees]

I'd hate to see Costa in an Everton shirt, NEA.

Yea, I would hate to see him booked for knocking the crap out of "Hendo" at Anfield, then being sent off for scoring a last minute of stoppage time winner and jumping into the away section with joy.

Actually, I would love that. We NEED snide like that.