Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Goat]

Even Niasse toe poked a few home in his YT highlights.

I deeply regret bringing this spurious Portuguese rumour to light.

Im gonna be having nightmares now, thanks a lot mate.

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Heck, no. Typical cheating and diving Mexican forward. Stay away.

 

[KevMirallas]

Im gonna be having nightmares now, thanks a lot mate.

Try to cancel it out with visions of Wazza ripping his shirt off and doing laps of Bramley Moore.

 

[LABlue2]

I thought Jimenez had been linked to the Mutant Club

They can have this one.

After watching his Youtube video, I see he's got quite a lot in common with other Mexican footballers in that he's bad at football

 

[a bell maul]

They can have this one.

After watching his Youtube video, I see he's got quite a lot in common with other Mexican footballers in that he's bad at football

I concur 100%...let the Mutant Club have this bog average Mexican

 

[Mosh Pit]

Klassen, Keane, Pickford, Ramirez, maybe Giroud, Rooney, who knows. Who would of thought,

What a window so far

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Little scout before bed.

He looks like a substantially more talented version of Stracq.

 

[BiggyRat]

He looks like a substantially more talented version of Stracq.

But without the Heart.

 

[jonnyboy316]

Showing that we are stupid enough to sign Rooney on 250 k a week undoes a lot of the good work for me.

 

[matty1878]

Showing that we are stupid enough to sign Rooney on 250 k a week undoes a lot of the good work for me.

There's no way we are paying him that.

 

[jonnyboy316]

There's no way we are paying him that.

He is completely finished. I can't believe that Walsh and Koeman have signed off in this. It stinks of Kenwright

 

[Groucho]

At least we won't have to wheel this out, prepared in an emergency in case no one signed;

 

[BiggyRat]

He is completely finished. I can't believe that Walsh and Koeman have signed off in this. It stinks of Kenwright

Bills last roll of the dice perhaps?

 

[Eggs]

...Wednesday mornings rumour mill;

- The Shields Gazette reports Sunderland Manager, Simon Grayson, has made his first signings with Brendan Galloway and Tyias Browning about to be unveiled on loan from Everton. Aiden McGeady is set to follow.

- BBC journalist, Richard Askam, says the Lukaku camp favour a move to Manchester United over Chelsea.

- According to Sky Sports News reporter, Kaveh Solhekol, Everton have made a tentative enquiry for Arsenal's French international, Olivier Giroud. The Express suggest Giroud could join Everton before the end of this week.

- Outlets are widely suggesting Wayne Rooney is on his way back to Goodison. The Express and others report that Rooney will join Everton this week, 13 years after leaving the Toffees. OldTrafford.com say the player has withdrawn from Uniteds pre-season tour to the USA and a deal with Everton is done. The Mirror go as far as saying Rooney will partner Giroud next season.

- The Liverpool Echo suggests Everton might beat their previous transfer record from from the summer of 1981 when Howard Kendall brought 7 new players into the first team squad, with 5 making their debuts on the opening day.

- The Metro reckon Pochettino wants Ross Barkley at Spurs but will not pay the asking price of £50m.

- 4th Official says both Everton and Arsenal are keen on Bayer Leverkusen winger, Karim Bellarabi.

 

[Yarrgh]

Thanks mate, I'm always open to suggestions regarding pictures to make as well.

I would like to see Natalie Weasel Wood in a shower as Norman Bates goes ITK psycho please.