Summer Transfer Window 2017

[ijjysmith]

Guys I remember when you tried to sign Robbie Savage from the mighty blues and you got chased.

We really missed out there.

 

[bluestevon]

I'm not sure football forums are for you.

I can think of one forum he'd be at home perfectly on.

YNWA, airplane gestures. Banners, poems to players from mods. And sauerkraut out your ears...

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

We really missed out there.

Haven't won anything since have you mush? Exactly.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

We're sponsored by an African betting company mate which is owned by Bulgarian gangsters.

My second favourite type of gangster after Albanian gangsters.

Welcome to Everton. We could use a bit of muscle in the transfer market.

 

[matty1878]

Guys I remember when you tried to sign Robbie Savage from the mighty blues and you got chased.

I would of given up on football if we signed him

 

[matty1878]

So he wouldn't walk into our first team then?

No. He woudnt. Anyway we aren't signing him and I'm glad so pointless discussion.

 

[Martino Robertez]

Who is this melt?

Elton Welsby, he's legit.
Used to be on the telly and EVERYTHING.

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

I would of given up on football if we signed him

He was better than Lee Carsley mush.

 

[matty1878]

Asif he would even think of coming to us.

" dreams can come true " don't know the rest lol lol lol

 

[bluestevon]

Genuinely loved his attempt to hit me where it hurts most, whilst not realising I detest my samey try too hard previews much more than any unfortunate soul that bothers to read them.

The Transfer toads are very touchy indeed at this time of year.

Your previews are on the same level as the true Geordie footy hangover podcast mate. Ten mins on the bog watching/reading.

Also both stimulate bowel movements at times.

 

[matty1878]

He was better than Lee Carsley mush.

Ha ha ha. Ok mate

 

[Martino Robertez]

We're sponsored by an African betting company mate which is owned by Bulgarian gangsters.

Vardy is a scrote, but not a shadow of a doubt we've had many fans and many players over the years who've used racist language etc.

Aye, best off aiming high and holding out for Joey Barton, Betting Companies love him.

 

[ijjysmith]

Haven't won anything since have you mush? Exactly.

Not been relegated either.

 

[cromofo]

Elton Welsby, he's legit.
Used to be on the telly and EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING?

oh wow

 

[chicoazul]

Your previews are on the same level as the true Geordie footy hangover podcast mate. Ten mins on the bog watching/reading.

Also both stimulate bowel movements at times.

Genuinely delighted that I crush boredom while a dozen people have a turd every week.

A life worth living and no mistake.