STRAQ or YAK?

[Xavi]

He had 50 post injury games to get back into his stride here and he gave us 7 goals in return...

That's an appalling return for an £11m striker who many claim to be one of the Premier Leagues' greatest goalscorers, not some loanstar from Argentina who's had zilch experience playing in a league like this.


Denis for me, seeing as he actually plays for us and is doing a good job.

People don't claim to be anything, the facts do that, you go and check his record out then come back

 

[Matt Damon]

People don't claim to be anything, the facts do that, you go and check his record out then come back

Fact is he demanded 25% more in wages the club said no, he sulked. Like a "Moyes out" beaut.

Then he wanted to move. He did the same at Middlesboro.

Fact.

 

[Goat]

People don't claim to be anything, the facts do that, you go and check his record out then come back

I checked and hes not in the top 25.

Do I win a prize?

Even Beattie and Viduka have scored more.

 

[Summerskin]

People don't claim to be anything, the facts do that, you go and check his record out then come back

It's certainly impressive apart from this 3 year gap at Everton where he put no effort in, apparently sulked over a pay rise and scored a paltry amount.

He was largely sh*t at Everton, apart from his first season and the 2010 derby.

33 goals in 109 appearances isn't good enough.
...and that's a fact.

 

[Goat]

Even Heskey has scored more goals than him.

/thread

 

[Frank Drebin]

Even Heskey has scored more goals than him.

/thread

Jeebus.

Thread over....

ALL HAIL THE STRAQ.

 

[EFCNIK]

I've never known why Yak's goal record is so bigged up. It's rubbish.

Go on Damon, wiki it. At all of his clubs it's like 80 apps 20 goals. Thatkind of ratio.

 

[Goat]

Paul Scholes has also scored more than him.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

i would like to combine the two, i would do this by using the teleportation pods from 'the fly'...the finishing and technical ability of the yak, the strength and workrate of the straq...i suspect this creation would be somewhat ugly

What if it came out the other way round. And what would we call him?Strakubu Ayegdenis

 

[Xavi]

I checked and hes not in the top 25.

Do I win a prize?

Even Beattie and Viduka have scored more.

I know Yak's scored more goals in his career than Beatie without even checking the Stats

 

[Xavi]

Paul Scholes has also scored more than him.

What's your point lad, he's got a excellent goal record, nothing you say will change that, go and bore someone else

 

[Matt Damon]

What's your point lad, he's got a excellent goal record, nothing you say will change that, go and bore someone else

Whats his point?! FFS.

If you can't see it there's no hope.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Whats his point?! FFS.

If you can't see it there's no hope.

Might as well be Villa.

 

[Brennan]

Saha scores again. Because he's being played properly.

 

[Matt Damon]

Saha scores again. Because he's being played properly.

He'd of scored again here had key players of been replaced at that time.

Hence why we're playing abit better and are more creative.