Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
In keeping with the new style "keep it short and clean" previews we've had recently here's an abbreviated match report and a MOTM poll. Don't worry, I'm just the substitute today, I won't be doing it again.
On a wet and windy afternoon at the Britannia ( who'd have thought it eh ? ) an Everton side put the, so called, Mighty Potters ( in reality, a town full of inbreds if I caught the words being sung correctly ) to the sword courtesy of Romelu scoring from the spot while humming Bing's "Straight Down the Middle", a Coleman header from a Cleverley corner, yes, a goal from a set piece ffs, and a sexy little run and finish from Aaron Lennon after someone on their side seemed to gift him the ball. So that was 3-0 before the break.
Nattering to Mikey Fitz and Nosejam at half time we could hardly believe what was happening and wondered when the real Everton would turn up. But no, in the second half we were still composed and disclipined and really should have had two or three more, Rom coming close once and Kone ( on as a sub ) having his customary miss after doing all the hard work
So, three points in the bag and a new song for Lennon ( courtesy of Mikey ) made for a pretty good day prior to the walk down Stanley Matthews Way with the rain blowing right in my face. Koff rain, I was soaked by the time I found the car.
The only downside was the Catalan Clown's refusal to dance. Next time Bobby, next time.
Oviedo was MOTM for me, with Lennon not far behind. Hands up who wanted Bryan out of the club at the end of the season then just a few weeks ago ?
*tuts in a disapproving manner.
... @GoatJR's report ( also short and sweet, a bit like I imagine @RAFUH to be ) follows. Junior would have done a fuller report, but had internet "river"problems. Anyway, I'm waffling ...
Well what a game an amazing game lets keep it like this, its just shows how good Everton can be when we play how we know we can play. Two, three weeks ago everyone wanted Bobby out and I thought Na he's ace keep him, and after that Newcastle win people where saying that he should go but Na he shouldn't, but this isn't about Bobby because it's about Everton, how we play game and that stuff
Well let's just focus of this game we played amazing and worked well and we scored three amazing goal and going into this game I thought I'm worried about this game, Stoke are going to do the double on us.
But Goals From Lukaku, Coleman and Lennon in the first 45 gave Everton all three points. Good to see Joel playing and hope he plays until the end of the season, another clean sheet.
My MOTM is.... Lennon he played amazing and was good on the wings and a goal to show how amazing he is.
On a wet and windy afternoon at the Britannia ( who'd have thought it eh ? ) an Everton side put the, so called, Mighty Potters ( in reality, a town full of inbreds if I caught the words being sung correctly ) to the sword courtesy of Romelu scoring from the spot while humming Bing's "Straight Down the Middle", a Coleman header from a Cleverley corner, yes, a goal from a set piece ffs, and a sexy little run and finish from Aaron Lennon after someone on their side seemed to gift him the ball. So that was 3-0 before the break.
Nattering to Mikey Fitz and Nosejam at half time we could hardly believe what was happening and wondered when the real Everton would turn up. But no, in the second half we were still composed and disclipined and really should have had two or three more, Rom coming close once and Kone ( on as a sub ) having his customary miss after doing all the hard work
So, three points in the bag and a new song for Lennon ( courtesy of Mikey ) made for a pretty good day prior to the walk down Stanley Matthews Way with the rain blowing right in my face. Koff rain, I was soaked by the time I found the car.
The only downside was the Catalan Clown's refusal to dance. Next time Bobby, next time.
Oviedo was MOTM for me, with Lennon not far behind. Hands up who wanted Bryan out of the club at the end of the season then just a few weeks ago ?
*tuts in a disapproving manner.
... @GoatJR's report ( also short and sweet, a bit like I imagine @RAFUH to be ) follows. Junior would have done a fuller report, but had internet "river"problems. Anyway, I'm waffling ...
Well what a game an amazing game lets keep it like this, its just shows how good Everton can be when we play how we know we can play. Two, three weeks ago everyone wanted Bobby out and I thought Na he's ace keep him, and after that Newcastle win people where saying that he should go but Na he shouldn't, but this isn't about Bobby because it's about Everton, how we play game and that stuff
Well let's just focus of this game we played amazing and worked well and we scored three amazing goal and going into this game I thought I'm worried about this game, Stoke are going to do the double on us.
But Goals From Lukaku, Coleman and Lennon in the first 45 gave Everton all three points. Good to see Joel playing and hope he plays until the end of the season, another clean sheet.
My MOTM is.... Lennon he played amazing and was good on the wings and a goal to show how amazing he is.
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