stockings or hold-ups

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ok lads and lasses this is the big one

STOCKINGS or HOLD-UPS.
which do you prefer your lady in? if you're a lady which do you prefer ?
i personally would prefer mrs. bottle of grecian to wear a nice pair of black hold-ups , nothin' against sussies just makes it a bit harder to get her drawers off.

 

[evertonianstu]

i prefer her with hold ups, the little minx

 

[Bluelass]

Stockings, always. Hold ups just don't hold up!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

your legs must be too skinny bluelass, gather the lazzy together and put a peg or bulldog clip on to gather the slack, you could always put them to some sort of use later, a bulldog clip with a good strong spring to it could do wonders if applied to the bit between bluelads 'town halls and his gerrard', make him give a good strong thrust i reckon even if it is only the one.you could always pop the other one on his nose just to lighten things up when he's undoubtedly gonna be pissed off.

 

[Bluelass]

your legs must be too skinny bluelass, gather the lazzy together and put a peg or bulldog clip on to gather the slack, you could always put them to some sort of use later, a bulldog clip with a good strong spring to it could do wonders if applied to the bit between bluelads 'town halls and his gerrard', make him give a good strong thrust i reckon even if it is only the one.you could always pop the other one on his nose just to lighten things up when he's undoubtedly gonna be pissed off.

Oh Reidy lad, what a giggle! Ha ha, you're a real scream! Thanks for making me laugh matey.!

I wish my legs were too skinny!

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

stockings - nice & sheer with the hairs poking through!

 

[coyney]

I with you Dennis.you are spot on remember a girlfriend wore tights when I was young by time I got there It was time to take her home(please do not let the missus see this she thinks I led a sheltered life)

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

i can't imagine why women wear tights, they must be one of the ugliest garments ever invented.

 

[McBain]

garters and french ticklers? You guys are so Engerlishhh.

bikinis and thongs for the 21st century pervos!

 

[SuitsBlue]

your australian.

thongs here doesnt mean thongs there.

so ha.

hoser.

 

[monty]

It has to be stockings.

Coyney mate you must remember the old saying about the giggle gap, once you got past that you were laughing

 

[Vim Fuego]

Stockings every time, it's too early in the day for me to go into great detail as to why i'd choose them .

 

[monty]

Stockings every time, it's too early in the day for me to go into great detail as to why i'd choose them .

have you got yours on now?

 

[Marko]

Why choose? There are 7 days in a week!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Stockings come in handy for wiping your bellend on after you've pumped her full of man fat, and the knickers need not be a problem, just pull them to one side, unless she's wearing a pair of floral passion killers of course.