Steven Naismith though.

Status
Not open for further replies.

Forged in the heat of the pub leagues, glowing white hot from his albinoness, the perfect footballer we know as Steven Naismith is a sort of Frankenstein of fitba. He has the feet of Pele, Bergkamp's knees, and Rosie O'Donnell's cankles. He has Einstein's brain, Hulk's arms and J.Lo's ass. Watching him play football today was as glorious as witnessing the moon landing, live, on the actual moon.
 

SNA10NAZE1--532_1505753a.jpg
 
One of the reasons why I wanted Bob as manager last year was that he got players, some of whom were from Scotland, to play well (granted like Moyes Bob played him on the RW until he had no choice too).
 


Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.

Shop

Back
Top