Starting 11 for 1st Premiership game of season?

[Nymzee]

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Coleman Koulibaly Funes Mori Baines
Carvalho
Geri Witsel Barkley Mirallas
Lukaku

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

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You think we'll play 4-4-2?

Interesting

 

[Mountfield1985]

First 11 with what we have right now.

Joel

Coleman
Jags
Funes Mori
Beautiful Baines

Besic
GazBaz

Del
Ross
Kev

Rom

Witsel in for Besic should he sign, Mata for Ross or Kev and Robson Kanu for Rom should we manage to get him.

I'm guessing this bit is a joke (?) but for the avoidance of doubt, i'd like the jury to know that Robson Kanu has spent his career as a striker in the lower leagues and has 33 career goals in 240 games. That is all.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Based on the Current Squad, I'd go with

Robles
Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Baines
Deulofeu, Barry, Besic, Mirallas
Barkley
Lukaku

But obviously that could change depending on if we actually sign anyone or if any players end up leaving

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I'm guessing this bit is a joke (?) but for the avoidance of doubt, i'd like the jury to know that Robson Kanu has spent his career as a striker in the lower leagues and has 33 career goals in 240 games. That is all.

Yeah but his work rate is second to none mate, better than our current 25 goal a season striker! The sooner we get him in the better.

 

[chippy1722]

Robles
Coleman Jags Mori Baines
lennon Barry McCarthy Miralles
Barkley
Lukaku

 

[anjelikaferrett]

'stick of ice'
'mustard' 'was fords' 'not fumes' 'of my life'
'prince'
'a bank'
'rodneys bro' 'whats the' 'perrys mate'
'german tank commander'​

Umm I'm a bit stuck on this. So we have Lolly in goal: Coleman, Jags, Happy and Baines; Charming, Barkley, Del, Score, Mirallas and Lukaku.

Can't wait to see Lolly Happy Charming and Score turn out!!

 

[tadao]

'stick of ice'
'mustard' 'was fords' 'not fumes' 'of my life'
'prince'
'a bank'
'rodneys bro' 'whats the' 'perrys mate'
'german tank commander'​

Umm I'm a bit stuck on this. So we have Lolly in goal: Coleman, Jags, Happy and Baines; Charming, Barkley, Del, Score, Mirallas and Lukaku.

Can't wait to see Lolly Happy Charming and Score turn out!!

They sound like they should in the remix of the seven dwarves!

I used a bit of artistic licence so bear with me....

Lolly = 'stick of ice' = Ste(ic)k elen (ice)berg
Happy = 'not fumes' = Funes Mori
Charming = 'prince' = Prince William Carvalho
Score = 'whats the' = whats the mata

Sorry, I was tired.

 

[ToffeeDan]

err.. someone
Coleman KK Ramiro Bainesy cap
Witsel William C
Geri Barks Kev
Romelu

bench: Joel. Jags and 5 of the young lads.

 

[Tigger]

The Fish
Coleman, Jags, Mori, Baines
Besic, Barry
Del, Barkley, Sexy Kev
Walsh

 

[anjelikaferrett]

They sound like they should in the remix of the seven dwarves!

I used a bit of artistic licence so bear with me....

Lolly = 'stick of ice' = Ste(ic)k elen (ice)berg
Happy = 'not fumes' = Funes Mori
Charming = 'prince' = Prince William Carvalho
Score = 'whats the' = whats the mata

Sorry, I was tired.

Brilliant, I loved it!! should have got what's the Mata and stick of ice is a work of genius!

 

[BenWilde]

Is jags still club captain? If so then he plays.

 

[tadao]

Brilliant, I loved it!! should have got what's the Mata and stick of ice is a work of genius!

Maybe next cryptic team sheet should be 'favourite Everton players'?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Maybe next cryptic team sheet should be 'favourite Everton players'?

My head would explode!

 

[Darren Higgs]

What id like

Keeper still not sure

Coleman koulibaly mori baines

Besic barkley carvalho

Delefeou lukaku mata