Star Wars - Episode VII

[Donald Twain]

Sorry mate youve only got a 78% like ratio, i dont associate myself with the riff raff

*Blocks

**shakes head at this minge

 

[Ashtonian]

Just seen the new film finally .

Spoiler: thoughts on film

I enjoyed it. pretty much they tried to recreate the original films and it kinda worked, a modern day version of it. Although my few thoughts.

The opening credits going on forever made me laugh, they had to explain so much at the start that the paragraphs kept on coming haha

Han solo role in the film, or his introduction was camp as hell. like it was pretty good up until then, and out if nowhere 'look who it is ? and they are up to shenanigans again! waste of a role if you ask me.

Also two clearly obvious story lines played out in front of us.

kalro rent Is going to turn good and fight alongside rey.
Also.......Luke is evil.

 

[Ashtonian]

Also the film was like a star wars checklist which was kinda distracting

Spoiler: checklist

shield on snowy planet....check
all the characters referenced......check
something that blows up planets....check
plane flying down a channel before blowing up said planet destroyer......check
bad guy who is good inside....check
character who us secretly evil......check
old character dies at hands of bad guy.....check
rebel fleet being decimated in finale of film.....check (it's a trap!)

all in all it was literally the star trek film again, the director just lifted old movie stuff and put them in a new remake type movie and sold the tickets full price.

 

[dannythomas89]

Loved it best film ive seen in a while

 

[Deleted member 28206]

report me, sword swallower!

@Groucho

 

[sageyefc]

 

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The Farce Awakens

 

[JAYTALITY]

Does this mean Snake and Diamond Dogs can whoop some Ewok bum in the future?

Hes nanomachines disagree with the mediclorians inside lukes body giving luke.nanoclorian aids

 

[DanEFC92]

Just seen it again.

It's still absolutely ace.

IMAX was great, too

 

[Yid4life]

Enjoyed it. And only £14.30 for the pleasure.

 

[carlos21]

Just seen it again.

It's still absolutely ace.

IMAX was great, too

You reckon Liverpool will win tonight,

 

[Donald Twain]

Just seen it again.

It's still absolutely ace.

IMAX was great, too

I wouldn't watch it again if you paid me in, held my hand and bought me a hot dog!

 

[DanEFC92]

You reckon Liverpool will win tonight,

Probably. Sunderland are terrible

 

[carlos21]

Probably. Sunderland are terrible

I know mate what you doing today.

 

[DanEFC92]

I wouldn't watch it again if you paid me in, held my hand and bought me a hot dog!

Who eats hot dogs in the cinema?