Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Camoranesi is from Argentina actually. The bad blert.
YEAH BRUV BIG MAN TING LAKESHA IS SPICEY DOE NO LONG TING
Woah I don't appreciate you talking this way about Lakesha mate. She is a lovely young woman who doesn't deserve to be treated this way.
LOLJK FAM I SMASHED DAT TING ALL NIGHT BRUV.
I'VE GOT A DOG CALLED MONSTER BLUD LIL PITBULL IS A SIK TING MAN!!! LOOL!!!STAY ON TOPIC YOU MONSTERS
I'VE GOT A DOG CALLED MONSTER BLUD LIL PITBULL IS A SIK TING MAN!!! LOOL!!!
Seriously, though, I didn't realise you wrote these up yourself. I thought you copy and pasted them then added your prediction. Well played, Sir, very well played.
That's racist.
I reckon the Italians will either completely implode or surprise people. No middle ground here.
Playing Russia now.
Pirlo with a ridiculous pass then. Picks out Balotelli from the half way line, taking out the entire Russia team. Good chest control and a good save from the shot.
I reckon they'll do well this year, Italy.
Is it on the box?
I reckon they'll do well this year, Italy.