Spurs

[4737carlin]

Fair play to Vertonghen

 

[The binman chronicles]

Been going around for a couple of days

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I would too. Let's all have a go, there is no way Kane can punch all of us.

 

[bol-uk]

I would too. Let's all have a go, there is no way Kane can punch all of us.

He could swing his chin around though

 

[The binman chronicles]

He could swing his chin around though

Good thinking...I'm putting Mrs Eriksen down and I'm slowly backing away.

 

[YoboCopter]

Ha ha. I love how some spotty teenager can make some random crap up on social media and 1) people believe it 2) it goes viral.

All good fun.

Am not spotty mate

 

[stumps1878]

No way Harry Kane has a decent punch on him.

That’s when I knew the story was rubbish

 

[bol-uk]

Good thinking...I'm putting Mrs Eriksen down and I'm slowly backing away.

Out of interest, what exactly were you doing to her?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Out of interest, what exactly were you doing to her?

A gentleman never tells. That is just between me, Vertonghen, another 6 or 7 Tottenham players and most of the men around the wealthier part of Hampstead.

Just looking on the internet and Eriksen isn't even married FFS. Internet sort out basic facts before posting!!

 

[The binman chronicles]

So if Spurs' problems is caused by a love triangle then what is happening here? Everyone must be at it. Oh we've signed all swingers, they're too shagged out to play well by the weekend!

 

[bol-uk]

A gentleman never tells. That is just between me, Vertonghen, another 6 or 7 Tottenham players and most of the men around the wealthier part of Hampstead.

Just looking on the internet and Eriksen isn't even married FFS. Internet sort out basic facts before posting!!

Wow, that is hilarious.

 

[LEONARD]

I'm still not talking to Spurs.

 

[trueblue84]

So if Spurs' problems is caused by a love triangle then what is happening here? Everyone must be at it. Oh we've signed all swingers, they're too shagged out to play well by the weekend!

Doubt it. Our squad is full of shithouses. If they walked in on someone porking their missus, they'd apologise for interrupting and offer to put the kettle on.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

So the poster who wet his pants over Newcastle’s fake sheik takeover is now doing the same over a rumoured dustup at Tottenham

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Doubt it. Our squad is full of shithouses. If they walked in on someone porking their missus, they'd apologise for interrupting and offer to put the kettle on.

Back in the mid 80s I'd have tucked them in

 

[tommye]

Is anybody really that arsed?