I just realised that my Mrs organised a barbecue for bank holiday Sunday and that means my best mate, a spurs fan, is gonna be round when the games on 
Match Thread Spurs 1-0 Everton - 24th May 4pm
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D. Amokachi
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Looks like relegating spurs is back on the menu boys
Ed_Winchester
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This game has the potential to reach new levels of Everton That.
They’ve only won at home twice, Madison is back from being injured for most of the season.
I guess the only saving grace is that Djed Spence has scored for them before.
In a season where we’ve had players sent off for slapping a teammate, hair pulling and clapping, no VAR overturns, blown games in stoppage time, I wonder what new way Everton are going to find to cock it all up?
They’ve only won at home twice, Madison is back from being injured for most of the season.
I guess the only saving grace is that Djed Spence has scored for them before.
In a season where we’ve had players sent off for slapping a teammate, hair pulling and clapping, no VAR overturns, blown games in stoppage time, I wonder what new way Everton are going to find to cock it all up?
It may seem that there is nothing riding on this for us, but hear me out...
We beat spurs and West ham win, sending most of the nation giddy with happiness. Our success generates enough goodwill for Andy Burnham to win his by-election and be catapulted to the Labour leadership. The feelgood factor remains as Labour comfortably beat the Spurs backed reform party. Burnham sticks two fingers up to Trump, leads a new world order based on not being a bell-end and all is well....
So, i think we should drop Keane for this one
We beat spurs and West ham win, sending most of the nation giddy with happiness. Our success generates enough goodwill for Andy Burnham to win his by-election and be catapulted to the Labour leadership. The feelgood factor remains as Labour comfortably beat the Spurs backed reform party. Burnham sticks two fingers up to Trump, leads a new world order based on not being a bell-end and all is well....
So, i think we should drop Keane for this one
scratchnsurf
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So this weekend, rather than just disappointing Evertonians, Everton have the opportunity to disappoint everyone.
In protest, won't be watching. It's not like they'll give a f, so neither will I. They already pissed on all of their previous effort so I'll do likewise.
tommytowne
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This is what sets us apart from other fans. We just wallow in gallows humour.
They can use our seasons worth of v.a.r decisions up in this game if it means sending spurs down
Imagine if after a season of VAR leaning heavily in Arsenal’s favour they just double down hard and relegate Spurs on the final day, their fans would be livid
tantavisiteler
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Brilliant
Don't do it to yourselves. We will let everyone down on Sunday. It's the Everton way.
….Spurs much improved of late, suspect it’ll be like The Alamo and we’ll be under the cosh. A few of our best players look spent but the longer it remains 0-0 the more anxious they’ll get, especially if West Ham take a lead.
We know how they’ll be feeling. I have no idea how this will pan out, not feeling positive but it’s a funny old game.
We know how they’ll be feeling. I have no idea how this will pan out, not feeling positive but it’s a funny old game.
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