How to get turkeys to vote for Newcastle United Christmas:
- Rough up some bottom half sides with points deductions for penny-ante PSR breaches
- Offer a new system that guarantees they'll be kosher with a huge ceiling
- Watch as Newcastle's Saudi owners spend their way to Prem relevance in no time like Mario eating a mushroom
Villa is against because they're competing directly against Newcastle for European places. United and City are looking down the road and seeing how it might be more restrictive that UEFA's wage threshold in the future.
Chelsea abstained because their employees were educated in American schools. They cannot add, subtract, multiply or divide, but they also don't want to admit it.