Match Thread Southampton v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll...

[Stephen Gibson]

Silva's half time team talk was applying lube to the rear ends of all our players in anticipation of Southampton's attack.
With his spare 2 minutes afterwards he showed our players the easiest way to bend over.

 

[mceverton]

We have to be the most predictable team to have ever existed

 

[ADT]

They now have more shots on target than we do ffs

 

[carolinablue232]

Why? Why is it always us... Literally all of us predicted Ings goal like. Its mental, it's literally like we are cursed. Really don't get it

Not cursed. Just incompetent.

 

[Wat Tyler]

When Tosun missed that sitter i was literally thinking it might be too early to go two up, like the Newcastle game last season. Who the fudge thinks like that. Only evertonians

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Fat lady warming up

Wayne Rooney?

 

[Daytripper]

A good side would of put these out of sight already, agree with blues over Morgan, that was terrible pretending to defend there.

 

[COYBL25]

I know he played today (Schneiderlin) due to injuries, but why is he still at the club !?!?

No heart whatsoever!!! Get him out of here.....

Because he gets paid stupid money, he’s not very good and no one wants him ?

 

[Tin-Tin]

Sub upcoming after going down 2-1

Not until 71 mins though

 

[Tin-Tin]

Richarlison crap run

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Silva's half time team talk was applying lube to the rear ends of all our players in anticipation of Southampton's attack.
With his spare 2 minutes afterwards he showed our players the easiest way to bend over.

Oooh!

 

[Cmonefcsortitout!]

That was woeful from Morgan. First instinct was to backaway, not close down. Then a child’s attempt of a tackle

 

[MockBu4]

Let no man say that wasn’t utterly predictable.

Oh! Gosh! that was so typical of Everton, from the first 90 seconds of this second half you could actually see this buttocks coming on or heads

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

We have the most spineless bunch of weaklings to ever play top flight football playing for ua right now. Not a single man among them, utter embarrassment the lot of them.

 

[sdk]

Most of you should probably just go do something else and leave the match to those who aren't watching for us to lose.

People here have the moaning covered, no need to import a tweet that does the same.