Song lyrics that do your head in

[Thomasc]

Lady in red.

Driving home for Christmas

Dancing in the moonlight

Despise them all with gusto

 

[bluerobert]

Run for your life little girl, The Beatles

“We’ll, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl”

Absolute wronguns

 

[Littlesue]

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro:
"She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad ...
But what the heck"
Said no man EVER!!

 

[Littlesue]

Another one that flies completely under the radar.

Marvin Gueye, Sexual Healing. “I need Sexual healing, darling (heal me my darling)
'Til you come back home (heal me my darling)
Please don't procrastinate, It's not good to masturbate.”

Why would he tell her he could just squeeze out a quick ham shank? She has absolutely no motivation to go back to him if she knows once he’s blown his beans he’ll have zero interest in her

Think it's the only song I've ever heard with "mastabate" in the lyrics

 

[bluerobert]

Think it's the only song I've ever heard with "mastabate" in the lyrics

To be fair it takes real talent to make it rhyme, what concerns me Sue is that he’s basically telling her if you don’t come I’ll just crack one off. He really knows how to make a girl feel special

 

[peteblue]

Lady in red.

Driving home for Christmas

Dancing in the moonlight

Despise them all with gusto

Apart from the colour, what the hell is wrong with such a great song as ‘lady in red’…..

 

[Thomasc]

Apart from the colour, what the hell is wrong with such a great song as ‘lady in red’…..

Can’t get past the colour Pete

 

[peteblue]

Can’t get past the colour Pete

But you support Labour…

 

[peteblue]

I’ve had a song in my head that keeps playing all the time with the wrong word and making me miserable…

“Suddenly, life has no meaning for me”

Instead of “Suddenly life has new meaning for me”…

One word changes my whole mood…….

 

[Rita_Poon]

I never would have put chris 'my hands heal people' de burgh on for odds of being defended on here.

The self absorbed kopite weasel.

 

[carlos21]

I never would have put chris 'my hands heal people' de burgh on for odds of being defended on here.

The self absorbed kopite weasel.

Hiya retts.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Starship: “we build this city on sausage rolls”
It’s ludicrous, no self respecting town planner would even consider using flakey pastry and minced pork as the foundation for a sprawling metropolis.

 

[Kurt.]

it’s a grand old team to play for

Are you sure ??????

 

[Kurt.]

Starship: “we build this city on sausage rolls”
It’s ludicrous, no self respecting town planner would even consider using flakey pastry and minced pork as the foundation for a sprawling metropolis.

Like Celine Dion “I believe that the hotdogs go on “

 

[goldfinchmule]

Adam ant..stop being dandy..showing me your hamster.