Song for Gu(e)y(e)

COYB · September 17, 2016

oasis wanderwall ladz lol only messin bantz obv like
was on radio so thought id do a quickie an ended up like that ffs

today weve got adrissa gueye
an he's coming right after you
bargain signing from koeman
an ross barkley is a blue
i belive we can beat anybody
when your feeding though lukaku
take a bowwwwwwwwwwwww

Groucho · September 17, 2016

Mikelangelo · September 17, 2016

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
To the tune of?

Mikey_Fitzgerald · September 17, 2016

My shouts would be

"Who needs Eric Dier, when we've got Gana Gueye?"

And

"He's so on fire, he's so on fire, Idrissa Gueye, Gueye, Gueye"

And finally

"Ohhhhh Gana Gana, Gana Gana Gana Gana, Gana Gueye"

Cheers

4737carlin · September 17, 2016

One Idrissa, theres only one Idrissa

TheAlmightyFloater · September 17, 2016

Groucho said:

Does alright until the end because Gana Gueye Gana Gueye doesn't really fit the song

evertony · September 17, 2016

I've cast my lyric pen aside.
I shall not put ink to paper (or keys to keyboard) any more.
Football songs are all wrong.

He does need a song though, like.

Shibbywiggles · September 17, 2016

I really hope the madness one catches on. What a player, needs a boss song.

Deleted member 28206 · September 17, 2016

What's on earth have you done to the threat title

18efc78 · September 17, 2016

To electric 6 - gay bar

He's gonna disposess you
He's gonna intercept you
He's gonna f'ing smash you
Idrissa gueye la, gueye la, gueye la

Insert video of toy train entering tunnel

scratchnsurf · September 17, 2016

Bryan said:
What's on earth have you done to the threat title

Deleted member 24970 · September 17, 2016

My head hurts so much reading these songs i almost know what Chico's ma's head is like after a night banging against the beds headboard.

R934 · September 17, 2016

Well he would run 500 miles
An he would run 500 more
Just to be that man who ran 1000 miles an set us,up to score
Gana gueye Gana gueye
Gane gueye, Gana gueye
Nana na nana nah

Not sure if its been posted mind be seen on twitter

Edit - Turns out it has indeed been posted

Jimmy James · September 17, 2016

Oh Gueyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye is <salty language removed> everywhere.

Maybe not one for the lads on the Woodbines

allezlesbleus · September 18, 2016

He's Gana Gueye
He's really showing them how to play
Ooooohhh the pass he gives
Lukaku's gonna stick awwwaaaayyyyy

Nananananananananananananananannnananananananananananananananananananananananananana
OMD, Enola GAY

Or Gana's gonna get ya!!??