Song for Gu(e)y(e)

[evertony]

to the tune of 'Sit Down' by James


We stole him from a piss-poor Villa
What's his f#€ing name,
He's beasting teams with Gareth Barry
What's his f#€ing nammmmme

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Ronnie Koeman says 'but OK'
What's his f#€ing name
He slots the pass for Rom to score
What's his f#€ing nameeee

Don't sit down, don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee
Don't sit down, just stand up for
Idrissa Gana Gueyeeeee

 

[Donald Twain]

to the tune of 'Sit Down' by James


We stole him from a piss-poor Villa
What's his f#€ing name,
He's beasting teams with Gareth Barry
What's his f#€ing nammmmme

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Ronnie Koeman says 'but OK'
What's his f#€ing name
He slots the pass for Rom to score
What's his f#€ing nameeee

Don't sit down, don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee
Don't sit down, just stand up for
Idrissa Gana Gueyeeeee

Can see the Gwladys belting this out!

 

[Yorkie]

Fabulous player by the way.

 

[tommye]

*self harms...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

As Soon As I Wake Up
Every Night Every Day
I Know That It's You I Need
Idrissa Gana Gueye​

 

[DanEFC92]

Oh mate.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

As Soon As I Wake Up
Every Night Every Day
I Know That It's You I Need
Idrissa Gana Gueye​

To the tune of?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Idrissa Gana

Same number of syllables as Copacabana.

 

[Donald Twain]

To the tune of?

 

[Tree13]

To the tune of?

Seriously?

"It Must Be Love" by Madness, at a wild guess.

 

[scratchnsurf]

to the tune of 'Sit Down' by James


We stole him from a piss-poor Villa
What's his f#€ing name,
He's beasting teams with Gareth Barry
What's his f#€ing nammmmme

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Don't sit down
Don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee

Ronnie Koeman says 'but OK'
What's his f#€ing name
He slots the pass for Rom to score
What's his f#€ing nameeee

Don't sit down, don't sit down
Stand up for Gana Gueyeeeee
Don't sit down, just stand up for
Idrissa Gana Gueyeeeee

Moderating team, your forum needs you now.

 

[tommye]

To the tune of?

Agadoo

 

[deipnosophist]

The lyric writing talent on this forum is flabbergasting...the OP, @Ollie d and @Mikey_Fitzgerald ...all talents that leave me speechless

 

[tommye]

Moderating team, your forum needs you now.

I've already flagged it

 

[Donald Twain]

I'm off to boil my head!