Song for Gu(e)y(e)

[Donald Twain]

Moshi, if you sell our Gana Gueye
Don't think I could take the pain,
Won't you stay, Idrissa Gueye

(To the tune of Stay Another Day by East 17, to be sung in May 2017 following his PFA Player Of The Year award and ahead of his anticipated move to Man City)

Jesus Christ!

 

[tommye]

I'd like to apologise to everyone who reads this for sowing the seed of this atrocity.

I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

 

[tommye]

We need neg rep back!

 

[scratchnsurf]

The least I deserve.

 

[tommye]

The least I deserve.

 

[Gladystweet]

to the tune of copa cabana:

Oh Idrissa, Idrassa Gana,
So cool he couldn't be calmer
Oh Idrissa, Idrissa Gana
Chase 'em and smash them and always with passion,
Idrissa Gaaaana, we fell in love

Winner. It's the end bit. "We fell in love" the whole ground singing it in a low voice, one hand in the air, the other on the front of ya waistband...and doing a twirl.

 

[Donald Twain]

Winner. It's the end bit. "We fell in love" the whole ground singing it in a low voice, one hand in the air, the other on the front of ya waistband...and doing a twirl.

I was with you till the twirl bit , got daft then !

 

[tommye]

I was with you till the twirl bit , got daft then !

The twirl was what won me over!!!

 

[Donald Twain]

He's been done for crimes against the English language lol, well in tommy

 

[Yorkie]

Knew you'd all come round

 

[COYB]

Seriously?

"It Must Be Love" by Madness, at a wild guess.

it must of bin love, but its overrrrrr now
its must of bin good, but i lost it somehowwww

 

[Donald Twain]

Knew you'd all come round

I'll come round allright , and smash ya windows

 

[Azza]

Gana, Gana, Gana, Gana, Gana Chameleon...

 

[Yorkie]

Can't wait to see lads chucking beer at you you absolute belter

We need rep back!

 

[Gladystweet]

I was with you till the twirl bit , got daft then !

It's the twirl or nothing. Nothing half arsed