Someone forgot to stand up to wipe...

[Hilga]

 

[EFCNIK]

This is what happens when you don't stand to wipe. It can ruin your life.

 

[bluejock]

The fact that it happened in Greenock does not surprise me in the slightest.

Or that they had a drunken Scottish wedding reception in a temperance hall.

When it comes to shambolic drunken idiocy, we raise the bar.

 

[bluebab]

They really should have had a picture of her, complete with still drunk, angry face, pointing at said stain.

 

[Dylan]

He probably didnt even wipe....

 

[Sid James]

I've worked in Greenock on a number of occasions and they dont even have toilets

 

[Dutch Toffee]

He probably didnt even wipe....

That's my kind of man.

 

[EFCNIK]

Lol it's like SuperBad. 'She perioded on my leg!'

 

[spikeman]

He probably didnt even wipe....

It's natural lube.

 

[Tubey]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080213072523AA0u1dr

 

[chicoazul]

azula emailed me it in a show of national pride.

Scottish Weddings: until you've been, you'll never know, although you'll never remember either.

 

[bluejock]

azula emailed me it in a show of national pride.

Scottish Weddings: until you've been, you'll never know, although you'll never remember either.

This a million times over.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It probably had fat squirted down it anyway,from the deep fried top tier of the cake.

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080213072523AA0u1dr

Hahahaha well in Tubes.