Sniderman got me thinking

Topblue · April 5, 2011

If you were a super hero what would your name be:

and what would your 3 (only) superpowers.

I would be ROBTASTICO

and i could 1: have super strenght
2: be invisible
3: stop time or have instintanious teleportation.

*I also have no radio in the van at the minute

turner · April 5, 2011

The horsepuncher

NO special powers, just a reliable map of all of the stables in the south Manchester region will do it.

little curly alan ball · April 5, 2011

topblue said:
If you were a super hero what would your name be:

and what would your 3 (only) superpowers.

I would be ROBTASTICO

and i could 1: have super strenght
2: be invisible
3: stop time or have instintanious teleportation.

*I also have no radio in the van at the minute

Hahaha .

IF ....???!!!

Hahaha ....

Cena · April 5, 2011

EvertonBillionaire Man:

An Evertonian with a super hero power that enables me to have loadsa money to buy the club and buy us the best players

RFUS · April 5, 2011

The Bad Touch

1.) Invisibility
2.) Stretchy limbs
3.) Super speed

Bruce Wayne · April 5, 2011

I would have the ability to rep without having to spread it around.

Mutzo Nutzo · April 5, 2011

I'd be Gary_Lineker_Man

1/ Shape and personality changer
2/ Regularly get the crap beaten out of me - for the good of humanity

Nordecke · April 5, 2011

Kryptocide - Evil variation of superman

Dutch Toffee · April 5, 2011

The lube.

The ability to bum you all senseless 24/7

heatmeiser · April 5, 2011

Captain Rope.

Whenever someone is in danger - or a crime is taking place - I magically turn into an 8 foot long length of rope (3 strand nylon) and wait patiently for someone to utilise my amazing pulling and connecting properties.

RFUS · April 5, 2011

heatmeiser said:
Captain Rope.

Whenever someone is in danger - or a crime is taking place - I magically turn into an 8 foot long length of rope (3 strand nylon) and wait patiently for someone to utilise my amazing pulling and connecting properties.

Hahahahaha.

We have a winner.

Topblue · April 6, 2011

The teleportation idea was all to do with picking up little ossie and magically putting him in the right place to score, oh and hovering around whatever goalmouth liverpool are attacking and constantly clearing it off the line.