Sleepwalking

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Sadly i doubt he will still have the video, it was a good few months back like and i haven't heard from him for a while. I'd actually forgotten about the video until i read Ijjy's post, his dad still lives in Halewood though so if your out and about that area at night you might meet him because he's been known to leave the house during his sleepwalking.

The video was never real was it mate?

You made up the story to look the big man?

Its ok where all friends here, You can tell us the truth
 

I used to sleep walk when I was a kid. Now I wake up or Mrs Ralphy wakes me up and I'll be looking in the wardrobe or behind the drawers shouting at one of the kids to come out. The other night I was shouting at them to come down off the ceiling. Quick check of the monitor and they're all fast asleep in their beds. I can kinda remember seeing them climb their though, so not sure if it's sleepwalking or what.
 

I used to sleepwalk a lot when I was a kid, apparently looking for the bathroom. Apparently people only usually sleepwalk when they're familiar with the surroundings. I proved this was bull****, when I stayed in a hostel on a school trip and woke up in the next room. Wasn't naked, had some boxers on thankfully. I then woke up at about 3 in the morning, in a chair, in the wrong room, walked out into the hallway and had to knock on the door of my room for half an hour before somebody woke up to let me in.

I don't walk any more. Too lazy. I've taken up sleep-talking instead.
 
When I'm really stressed I sleepwalk, or more accurately wake up standing somewhere completely random, freak out and start punching whatever is in front of me screaming NO and things of that ilk.

Was great fun when my mate helped me move to Manchester and I woke up in between our twin beds on the floor not knowing where the **** I was, smashing his bed screaming inaudible ****e for about 20 seconds till I realised what was going on. Didn't help that he threw his duvet on me in a panic like.
 
When I'm really stressed I sleepwalk, or more accurately wake up standing somewhere completely random, freak out and start punching whatever is in front of me screaming NO and things of that ilk.

Was great fun when my mate helped me move to Manchester and I woke up in between our twin beds on the floor not knowing where the **** I was, smashing his bed screaming inaudible ****e for about 20 seconds till I realised what was going on. Didn't help that he threw his duvet on me in a panic like.

That sounds pretty serious.

I would see a doctor.
 

It's only happened exactly thrice. And for that reason, I'm not worried.

Imagine if someone had been drying their knife collection on the floor between your beds though?

Also, it's three times more than I've ever sleepwalked, which is a lot more, relatively.

It might be an idea to rub a small plum or nectarine on your chin just before you go to bed - it supposedly relaxes the part of your brain which refuses to sleep.
 
Apparently I sleptwalked as a kid. My parents said one night when i was about 8 they were watching TV one night, and I walked in the room saying "I'm gonna be late for my game, gotta get dressed" and proceeded to walk into the kitchen and piss in the garbage can, and then walked straight back in my room and went to bed.

To their knowledge that's the only time I ever did it.
 
Get this diagnised ASAP Jockers, you then have a pass to do whatever you want in the hours of darkness and pass it off as sleepwalking/snacking/raping etc
 

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