Sit or Stand

[YoboCopter]

Accidentally walked in on a male cousin of mine doing this and he tried to claim it was how he was taught. Dead weird.

Wouldnt you just prented you was avin a turd

 

[kev]

Only if I need to go in the piddle of the night so as not to turn any lights on. What a weird thread, even weirder me choosing to pist on it when there are hundreds of others to choose from and being safe to do so in the Everton forum after our first win.

You mean you sit down at night to avoid wetting the floor in case you have a Freudian slip?

 

[nsno-chris]

After a brief discussion with some friends a while ago and after reading a thread on Reddit, I found out that several men sit down to pee.

Its honestly burnt my head off, so, quick poll.

Only at home or a clean toilet, aint nobody sitting on a public STD toilet unless they have to, right?

Thanks

Makes sense

 

[Kurt.]

I love a sit down pee….. few minutes peace and quiet to myself. Only at home though, I can’t do public toilets, they freak me out.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

My default is to stand up, but I love a bleary-eyed sit down whizz first thing or do if I’m up in the middle of the night.

 

[Jimishorts]

Shocked the voting option for goat being an utter weapon is not 100%.

 

[kev]

TBH I'm disgusted that the poll is limited to those who identify as either Male or Female.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Gotta stand.
Me bollox are so saggy and the water is cold.....

 

[Connor mcloud]

Apparently sitting down to pee is good for the prostate

 

[Milk]

Sorry but how can you write your name if you sit?

 

[hirons11]

You mean you sit down at night to avoid wetting the floor in case you have a Freudian slip?

Nothing Freudian about it at all lol

 

[verreauxi]

 

[cronullasharks]

Further to this question, what's everyone's method in the morning when waking up with a roaring horn (you oldies obviously need not answer)?

Turn the shower on and let it fly high otherwise the wall and floor is copping the lot.

 

[perth_blue]

Further to this question, what's everyone's method in the morning when waking up with a roaring horn (you oldies obviously need not answer)?

Turn the shower on and let it fly high otherwise the wall and floor is copping the lot.

??? at roaring horn.

I just go out the back and see how far I can get it.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Only if I need to go in the piddle of the night so as not to turn any lights on. What a weird thread, even weirder me choosing to pist on it when there are hundreds of others to choose from and being safe to do so in the Everton forum after our first win.

Tried this once in winter and my bollox got a shock from the cold of the lid being down.

Never again.