Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
Who's side am I on here?
I like B-more but feel obliged to follow Houston for Bill.
Perks of Baltimore:
Crime (though Houston isn't far behind)
Easily obtainable hard core drugs like crack and heroin.
Close to NY, Philly, DC, and atlantic beaches
Crab cakes are very good (even though there are no crabs left in the Chesapeake bay the imported stuff is still very good)
Cool dive bars
People are cool and not stuck up and/or have their noses buried in people's backsides like DC.
Pizza places are underrated and better than in my opinion NYCs
Corrupt democrats
DC United games (1hr drive) are fun
For an east coast city traffic isn't bad at all.
Houston perks:
Oppressive soul sucking heat in the summer
Tex mex food
Corrupt republicans
Permission to carry an assult weapon to church
The best run MLS team in the country.


. RFK is old and was built as a convertible stadium. So what that means for us, our stands are on tracks, and when we get going, that entire side of the stadium literally starts to bounce. So even if you're sitting around minding your own business trying to enjoy the game in peace, you become a part of our bounce.


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