Silly Season January 2014

[Smodger]

I thought we were building a team for Europe kennny jones haha no way

 

[Mrk]

lol - this is a joke.

Right lads?

A joke?

Please tell me this is a joke.

PLEASE.

 

[Whitty]

I think RM knows more than you.

Not if he signs Kenwyne fecking Jones he doesn't!

Martinez out. Big Doug in!

 

[Cookachoo]

Very much a Wigan signing. Definitely raises a few eyebrows.

I know we are on a limited budget but you would hope for a touch more investment than £1m.

As the old adage goes; pay peanuts and you'll get monkeys,

 

[Royal Blue Jersey]

Jelavic for Kenwyne Jones WHAT THE ABSOLUTE [Poor language removed]

 

[LTblue]

Having calmed down a bit, if Roberto sees Kenwyne Jones as a good option then fine I trust his judgement in the window.

 

[jrj]

Surely he is coming in with another striker? Surely? Please?

 

[Whatson]

How many goals did Jelavic get again in a calender year? I'm sure I read it was like 5... it wont happen anyway

"Here's.. Mirallas. Now Deulofeu, great skill, crosses into the 18yrd box, Barkley, lays it off for JONESSSS!! KENWYNE JONES WINS THE DERBY!

Kenno giving the finger to the kop

 

[Big Doug]

I think RM knows more than you.

Stoke fans know more than RM on Jones:

"If true they're welcome too him. His attitude is a disgrace."

"I'll start warming my car up It will be a privilege to take him away from the club."

"Doesn't even come on as a sub most games so i'm not at all bothered about him leaving. If we could get £2m+ we will have done very well."

"Has Martinez lost the plot?!!"

 

[ROBERTOMARTINEZ]

haha. Username update or opportunist hoaxer? Either way if Baines stays thats brilliant news.

Neither mate, just telling you what I got told. Brilliant news, either we have baines for longer or we get more for him. Win/Win IMO.

 

[ProZ]

I don't know weather to laugh, cry, or just **** off to bed.

 

[Hellerad]

It is like a bad sitcom where somebody starts a terrible rumour for a laugh, only it turns out to have been true.

 

[Famous Grouse]

I rate Jones, will score a few goals I think. *braces self for neg reps*

 

[Cookachoo]

Jelavic for Kenwyne Jones WHAT THE ABSOLUTE [Poor language removed]

I would suggest its Jones for Lukaku. Jelavics money may go towards the summer kitty, or more worryingly has been spent on McGeady

 

[davek]

Welcome to Everton, Kenwyne.

Will this be our first Trinidadian?