20+ is my half-educated guess lol
Signs Of The Coming Of Winter
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The horseflies have died off at work just about!!!
Woooooohooooooooo
Woooooohooooooooo
I'm fairly sure it gets cold around that time though, right?
Geordie women start wearing knickers
Guinness becomes more popular in the pubs
Wasps turn kamikaze
Boxes of chocolates and biscuits start to appear in the shops
Fat geordie bells start to remove their tops at the match
The Mirror resume operation sell all Everton players
Kopites claim the board haven't backed the manager
Mass fume on here when we are binned out the league cup at the hands of lower league opposition
Birds start hiding their corned beef scruff legs with black tights
You start thinking about changing trabs
Floodlights start to come on earlier
Gloves start appearing on the fingers of ponces plying their trade in the premier league
Reality finally dawns on Stoke Fans that they won't be going to The Bernabeu next season
Arsenal fans start pining for the FA Cup draw
Cowell the cockwomble is back on TV
Quegs start predicting the worst snowfalls in history are due to arrive in 3 months(these same quegs predicted a great summer 6 months ago)
We start seeing less of Bob Willis' chin on SSN
Bells stop asking for Cider and a pint glass filled with ice. Cider.....kin meffs.
Guinness becomes more popular in the pubs
Wasps turn kamikaze
Boxes of chocolates and biscuits start to appear in the shops
Fat geordie bells start to remove their tops at the match
The Mirror resume operation sell all Everton players
Kopites claim the board haven't backed the manager
Mass fume on here when we are binned out the league cup at the hands of lower league opposition
Birds start hiding their corned beef scruff legs with black tights
You start thinking about changing trabs
Floodlights start to come on earlier
Gloves start appearing on the fingers of ponces plying their trade in the premier league
Reality finally dawns on Stoke Fans that they won't be going to The Bernabeu next season
Arsenal fans start pining for the FA Cup draw
Cowell the cockwomble is back on TV
Quegs start predicting the worst snowfalls in history are due to arrive in 3 months(these same quegs predicted a great summer 6 months ago)
We start seeing less of Bob Willis' chin on SSN
Bells stop asking for Cider and a pint glass filled with ice. Cider.....kin meffs.
Swapping your suede trabs for leather ones
I had a coffee in a hotel restaurant last week and they had a Xmas tree out already.
It was to advertise Xmas meals, but come on.
It was to advertise Xmas meals, but come on.
Your driver must be working hard, first having to replicate the sun's warmth and brightness in your garden for your morning coffee, then rushing to crank the car when you decide it's time to leave for work.
FFS your not wrong there the best part of 2 1/2 grand to get a new one and have it fitted, how did things get so expensive.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
Move the seat.......
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
It is a little worrying how something so fundamental (in the first world problems scheme of things) can be so incredibly expensive. I've got some sort of emergency house disaster insurance thing with the AA, a few quid a month and it covers call-outs to fix broken boilers, but doesn't cover everything.
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
I've got mine up!
ijjysmith
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