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[Calvin]

Farewell Calvin, the love we shared was a lifetimes worth.

Even if I went against my innate Scottish stinginess, even if I was to disregard every fibre of my being. You wouldn’t even accept my “Scottish” money.

 

[Calvin]

You're not allowed two, on account of your rich history of drunkenness you and your countrymen have laws around units of alcohol you can be trusted to consume.

They wouldn’t be for me, I’d give them to my nieces

 

[maccavennie]

Even if I went against my innate Scottish stinginess, even if I was to disregard every fibre of my being. You wouldn’t even accept my “Scottish” money.

I would accept your Scottish money.

Lloyd's bank let's me put Scottish money in my account

 

[Calvin]

I would accept your Scottish money.

Lloyd's bank let's me put Scottish money in my account

No, no, our money isn’t good enough for you. Our oil, gas, whiskey, water etc. yes but our money, no.

 

[maccavennie]

No, no, our money isn’t good enough for you. Our oil, gas, whiskey, water etc. yes but our money, no.

Not a whiskey fan tbh so feel free to keep hold of that.

 

[Calvin]

Not a whiskey fan tbh so feel free to keep hold of that.

We can’t afford to drink the good stuff because of all the tax you’ve put on it.

 

[maccavennie]

We can’t afford to drink the good stuff because of all the tax you’ve put on it.

Not me personally Calvin.

 

[Calvin]

Not me personally Calvin.

I blame you all for my near loss of sight from my white spirit addiction

 

[blue to the bone]

[Poor language removed] Off, I refuse to give English bastards any money since you are already stealing our wealth and resources from up here in Scotland. If anything you should be giving me a Lifetime Forum supporters membership in lieu of all the money you robbing bastards have taken from us Scots over the years.
A couple of those nice pints glasses sent up in time for Yuletide would be a step in the right direction.

All right Rab C Nesbitt you absolute mess.

 

[maccavennie]

I blame you all for my near loss of sight from my white spirit addiction

There's people you can speak to mate if your having any issues with any kind of addiction. Lots of people out there that can help. There's even a dedicated thread on here for anyone who may be struggling with anything.

 

[Calvin]

All right Rab C Nesbitt you absolute mess.

Rab was a poet, a raconteur unlike you bunch of racketeers

 

[Calvin]

There's people you can speak to mate if your having any issues with any kind of addiction. Lots of people out there that can help. There's even a dedicated thread on here for anyone who may be struggling with anything.

I’m not struggling, on the contrary, I seem to be a natural

 

[windymiller]

What is this thread?

 

[Shevin Keedy]

What is this thread?

Everton are in for a player called Min Gebags, sign him up!

 

[tommye]

[Poor language removed] Off, I refuse to give English bastards any money since you are already stealing our wealth and resources from up here in Scotland. If anything you should be giving me a Lifetime Forum supporters membership in lieu of all the money you robbing bastards have taken from us Scots over the years.
A couple of those nice pints glasses sent up in time for Yuletide would be a step in the right direction.