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[marnie]

Become a Forum Supporter to find the TV links to every game. Go on........ Treat yerself for Christmas xx

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

I am happy to announce the new Forum Scabs membership package. For just half the price of being a Forum Supporter, you will receive not only links to all Everton games, but for all major sporting events, from boxing to tiddlywinks. Free tea towel with every subscription.

 

[tommye]

 

[marnie]

Can you still hold a coffee cup lol xxxx

 

[tommye]

Can you still hold a coffee cup lol xxxx

Have to balance the cup on my colossal knob now.
Awkward but I manage somehow.

 

[maccavennie]

Have to balance the cup on my colossal knob now.
Awkward but I manage somehow.

Would you like me to knit you a tea cosy for it mate, just to avoid any hot spills?

 

[marnie]

Have to balance the cup on my colossal knob now.
Awkward but I manage somehow.

No problem for you Sugar Tits xxx Love yer xx

 

[summerisle]

Become a Forum Supporter to find the TV links to every game. Go on........ Treat yerself for Christmas xx

I've bought two GOT pint mugs ; I know where my priorities lie.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Tommy you defo should be paying rent on here ha.

 

[Jacko93]

Have to balance the cup on my colossal knob now.
Awkward but I manage somehow.

I find his very difficult to believe. It is common knowledge that any appendage you had over 1 inch long, you have cut off with power tools.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Have to balance the cup on my colossal knob now.
Awkward but I manage somehow.

I’ve complained how minuscule those mugs are Thomas

 

[Calvin]

[Poor language removed] Off, I refuse to give English bastards any money since you are already stealing our wealth and resources from up here in Scotland. If anything you should be giving me a Lifetime Forum supporters membership in lieu of all the money you robbing bastards have taken from us Scots over the years.
A couple of those nice pints glasses sent up in time for Yuletide would be a step in the right direction.

 

[maccavennie]

[Poor language removed] Off, I refuse to give English bastards any money since you are already stealing our wealth and resources from up here in Scotland. If anything you should be giving me a Lifetime Forum supporters membership in lieu of all the money you robbing bastards have taken from us Scots over the years.
A couple of those nice pints glasses sent up in time for Yuletide would be a step in the right direction.

Farewell Calvin, the love we shared was a lifetimes worth.

 

[SJB]

[Poor language removed] Off, I refuse to give English bastards any money since you are already stealing our wealth and resources from up here in Scotland. If anything you should be giving me a Lifetime Forum supporters membership in lieu of all the money you robbing bastards have taken from us Scots over the years.
A couple of those nice pints glasses sent up in time for Yuletide would be a step in the right direction.

You're not allowed two, on account of your rich history of drunkenness you and your countrymen have laws around units of alcohol you can be trusted to consume.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]