Shrek's Interview on the 25th....

[chicoazul]

Just doing my sums and hopefully the MOT won't be a financial disaster and I can afford to get my teeth done. It's years of chomping down those biscuits and the 5 hours I lost between then and major lock jaw pain.

But anyway, it was a good ride, but paying for it now.

I've just found this Dentogen - Clove Oil Gel, and I tell you something it's the most vile thing I have put in my mouth. I'm constantly spitting.

That clove oil stuff is horrendous, my Granny used to make me dab it on.

Reading about suffering in pain and not being able to afford to do anything about makes you want to vote OBAMA doesn't it?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

That clove oil stuff is horrendous, my Granny used to make me dab it on.

Reading about suffering in pain and not being able to afford to do anything about makes you want to vote OBAMA doesn't it?

As opposed to having a cloudy thought process and voting BUSH?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

That clove oil stuff is horrendous, my Granny used to make me dab it on.

Reading about suffering in pain and not being able to afford to do anything about makes you want to vote OBAMA doesn't it?

If you miss the tooth and get it on your gums or worse still tongue, it burns like bleach. Horrible stuff.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

If you miss the tooth and get it on your gums or worse still tongue, it burns like bleach. Horrible stuff.

Oh missed my tooth alright. Reason being is, I don't know exactly where the pain is. Could do with something stronger really.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Oh missed my tooth alright. Reason being is, I don't know exactly where the pain is. Could do with something stronger really.

Really hot water with salt in, works a treat

 

[chicoazul]

If you miss the tooth and get it on your gums or worse still tongue, it burns like bleach. Horrible stuff.

You're bringing back long buried memories here you horror.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Really hot water with salt in, works a treat

Gargle?

 

[chicoazul]

Gargle?

Snort it.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Gargle?

Yeah gargle it. It will hurt for a bit, then the pain should go.

 

[best little spaniard]

Tooth ache remedies. deserves it's own thread i feel.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

This seems to do the trick.

I may get the wife to knock my out later on, make her feel better and ensure I get a good nights sleep, and if she manages to knock the tooth out, then it would be a bonus.

 

[StDomingosGringo]

This seems to do the trick.

I may get the wife to knock my out later on, make her feel better and ensure I get a good nights sleep, and if she manages to knock the tooth out, then it would be a bonus.

Waits for the remedies for a broken nose thread.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Waits for the remedies for a broken nose thread.

She breaks my nose I'll batter her.

 

[teppic]

Neck beard.

 

[Namdrater]

Are there any sites with the full interview?