JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
You enjoying your Plum Jam whilst watching the cricket mate?
Not mine, don't eat jam. I did just polish off that leftover fried rice though.You enjoying your Plum Jam whilst watching the cricket mate?
Well I hope you cooked it properly. I never like reheating rice.Not mine, don't eat jam. I did just polish off that leftover fried rice though.
2 minutes in the microwave, I put a lot of effort into it.Well I hope you cooked it properly. I never like reheating rice.
Hard to get it right
Do you at least add a bit butter? Bet it comes out like a brick you scruff.2 minutes in the microwave, I put a lot of effort into it.
No, I smashed it up with a fork before I heated it.Do you at least add a bit butter? Bet it comes out like a brick you scruff.
Get yours up now m8Who needs current affairs. This is where the real chat happens.
I’ll have to scan for anything controversial first.Get yours up now m8
PonceI’ll have to scan for anything controversial first.
Tell her to pose with the fridgeListen. I’ve got the mother in law staying. Could be some funny ointments or all sorts.
If my turds looked like that I'd be straight down to the doctor.So jeffers drinks his own piss and you're cooking your turds. What a crew.