Shouts from the stand

[Shibbywiggles]

I was fairly proud of one last season. I forget the game but Distin went down and we were a bit worried he was injured. I said "don't worry lads he's probably just 'milking it'".

Only a few people around me got the joke though

 

[Magus]

During a particularly dire game in the '70s " Come on Everton, let's build this up to a fiasco"

 

[Sapie88]

Come on Everton, these are s**t. Every game.

 

[EFCPaul]

Remember that goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly who played for Crystal Palace and always wore tracky bottoms or really long shorts?

I remember we we're playing them once and when he came down to the Gwladys for the 2nd half, a lad behind me said to his mate, "Look at those shorts lad, they're massive. You could put three Africans to bed with them."

Still makes me chuckle whenever I think about it.

 

[davmaher]

It was a while ago and can't remember the game, but heard someone shout when a nothing free kick was given "Come on ref. He couldn't foul the pavement". Was laughing for ages afterwards.

 

[emb]

Can't remember the details, but a lad in the Lower Gladwys at one of the FA cup games this season took serious exception to Joel's presence (who'd had sod all to do tbh) and went on a good 5-10 minute rant about how he'd even made the side.

 

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

Still remember one in the lower gwladys in the cup at home to Chelsea a few years back, before the replay with baines' free kick, drogba acted a little shall we say theatrically at the least which caused some arl fella behind me to stand up and ever so calmly announce 'You sir, are a con artist and a cheat'

Made me chuckle

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Caught an MK Dons game when I used to live there, back when they still played at the Hockey Stadium. It was a boring 1-1 draw with West Ham, but because it was West Ham, their was a good turnout.

Anyway, long after the boredom had set in, someone a couple of rows behind me came out with this beauty:

"We are the Scum, we are the Scum, we are the Scum from Milton Keynes"

 

[composter]

My favourite from last season wasn't ours but west ham fans at city when 6-0 or so down from the 1st leg singing ' you're not that special, we get beat every week'

 

[SimonB]

Lower Gwladys v QPR in the FA Cup last season, Jelavic chips his penalty onto the bar and doesn't complete his hat trick, someone right behind me shout 'FFS, two goals and he thinks he's John effing Stones!'

 

[mccole]

A few years back in the Gwladys St, just went a goal down against some poor team, fella with a Manchester accent shouts COME ON EVERTON!

Cue some kid SHUT UP YOU MANC F#%K!

Our own fan! Everton That

 

[irishtony1878]

One from years ago on a particularly bad day....
"come on Everton, it's like a feckin pantomime"
someone shouts from behind "oh no it's not"
sorry, if you have never been to a pantomime it will mean nothing to you

 

[Furey1878]

I've got a book called ''Tales from the Gwladys Street'', and there's a chapter on random shouts. One that made me cry with laughter was:

*Ref Uriah Rennie makes a bad decision*

Snarling arl Blue: ''You know what, you're the only Rennie that gives people heartburn!''

 

[gazefc]

Last season against West Ham, the goalie was taking ages to take a goal kick an my brother shouts Adrriiiiaaannnn! (Rocky Balboa)

 

[Furey1878]

Last season against West Ham, the goalie was taking ages to take a goal kick an my brother shouts Adrriiiiaaannnn! (Rocky Balboa)

Hahahaha

There was another great moment in that game when Hammers fans starting singing ''You've got no manager, you've got no manager!''.

To which the Park End swiftly replied; ''You've got Sam Alerdyce, Sam Alerdyce!''.

Classic.

**EDIT** Not sure if by last season you meant 12/13 or 13/14. Anyway I was on about 12/13.