The old lady
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What are the best/funniest things you have heard shouted from the terrace?
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ThebanksoftheBramleyMoore
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When Chico Flores was acting up in the swansea home league game, Guy in front shouted
"It's Chico time you Fing nonce"
"It's Chico time you Fing nonce"
ROBERTOMARTINEZ
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"F-off Osman ya Pillock"
quasi modo
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"Sit down!"
CrustySack
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I've heard many over the years but the one that sticks in my mind was during the 1:0 Arsenal (Andy Johnson last minute winner) game. Arsenal were attacking down at the Park End and Jens Lehman was trying to keep warm by jumping up and down in the six yard box. The Lower Gwladys Street was dead quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Next thing this arl fella with a really, really loud voice stands up and shouts '**** off Lehman yer German tart'. Everyone including the stewards burst out laughing.
canuck
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I think I may have already posted this but it always sticks in my mind. When I was a young lad many years ago my dad took me to see Cardiff City play West Ham in the League cup at Ninian park. This was round the time they had Hurst Moore, Peters etc. Anyhow also had a player named Clyde Best ( a Jamaicain I think but one the first black players if I recall correctly) Well he fouled one of the Cardiff players, and as always seems to happen the ground went silent until one voice yelled out " play the whiteman Best " whole ground erupted in laughter and play fair even Best started laughing.
in the lower gwladys, i think it was when we beat west ham 6-0, they were attacking down our end and ian wright was playing for them, it was pretty quiet, wright blazes one over and looks to the stands, some pisshead then stands up and starts dancing like a chicken singing, i feel like chicken tonight. Wright was doing the adverts at the time. Not the wittiest putdown, but it was funny at the time
One of me own,
Heinze playing left back utd, sitting in the street end, stood and shouted I hope the other 56 varieties aren't as [Poor language removed] as you.
One of the most bizarre ones was playing in the quarter final in 09 and after Saha had out us 2-1 up south gate came to the touch line and some lad who has absolutely smashed just started randomly singing this made up tune of "big nose manager la la la, sit down big nose manager la la la." Suppose it's one of them were ya had to be there, everyone around was pissing themselves like.
Heinze playing left back utd, sitting in the street end, stood and shouted I hope the other 56 varieties aren't as [Poor language removed] as you.
One of the most bizarre ones was playing in the quarter final in 09 and after Saha had out us 2-1 up south gate came to the touch line and some lad who has absolutely smashed just started randomly singing this made up tune of "big nose manager la la la, sit down big nose manager la la la." Suppose it's one of them were ya had to be there, everyone around was pissing themselves like.
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Blue Cheese
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I always find it hilarious listening to very young Scousers giving the ref loads of crap when i'm in the Glwadys. Hilarious and a bit disturbing haha
A few years ago now when crespo was playing for Chelsea, he was down by the corner flag in the park end and some lad a few rows in front stood up and shouted " crespo didn't ya ma cut the crusts of your toast you curly haired t##t"
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Insert 'swear word', Insert 'Players name', insert 'yer 'swear word'' = crowd in bulk
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