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It has come to our attention that @Ashtonian has suffered a near fatal incident involving his foot, with the logical conclusion being that his footwear has played a large part in this, or lack of footwear as it would seem. See - https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/foot-pain.92912/

I've been in touch with Bob Geldof and he's told me to get lost, so we're reaching out to the GOT community to see if we can offer Ash some footwear advice and maybe even provide an adequate pair of shoes.

For those that don't know Ash has been through some struggles recently and has to walk 5 miles just to reach a work place that doesn't appreciate him, his children haven't eaten this week as he had to spend money on a bus ticket and he's also facing a hefty prison sentence for fraud. Please let's try and bring a little bit of light into his life this Christmas. He has kindly shared some images that I don't think he'd mind me showing.

This was Christopher as he set off for work yesterday

Fat_man_mcdonalds.jpg


His shoes were in a very poor state upon his arrival

nikeworn1.jpg


He was visibly upset as one of his colleagues captured this image

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He set off home but it became too much and he threw himself in the river in the hope of ending it all

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Thankfully he survived and was escorted home, but this morning his foot was in a poor state, he thought he'd woken up next to a baby elephant (insert jokes about his mrs if you so please)

podoconiasis.jpg


Please just give what you can.

Thanks
 
It has come to our attention that @Ashtonian has suffered a near fatal incident involving his foot, with the logical conclusion being that his footwear has played a large part in this, or lack of footwear as it would seem. See - https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/foot-pain.92912/

I've been in touch with Bob Geldof and he's told me to get lost, so we're reaching out to the GOT community to see if we can offer Ash some footwear advice and maybe even provide an adequate pair of shoes.

For those that don't know Ash has been through some struggles recently and has to walk 5 miles just to reach a work place that doesn't appreciate him, his children haven't eaten this week as he had to spend money on a bus ticket and he's also facing a hefty prison sentence for fraud. Please let's try and bring a little bit of light into his life this Christmas. He has kindly shared some images that I don't think he'd mind me showing.

This was Christopher as he set off for work yesterday

Fat_man_mcdonalds.jpg


His shoes were in a very poor state upon his arrival

nikeworn1.jpg


He was visibly upset as one of his colleagues captured this image

hqdefault.jpg


He set off home but it became too much and he threw himself in the river in the hope of ending it all

eDBIdx.gif



Thankfully he survived and was escorted home, but this morning his foot was in a poor state, he thought he'd woken up next to a baby elephant (insert jokes about his mrs if you so please)

podoconiasis.jpg


Please just give what you can.

Thanks

I must compliment him on his remarkable whisker growth during his short journey to work.
 
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