deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
The man's surname epitomises what's known as an inaptronym: he most certainly is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Sycophantic, toadying, and complaisant are also adjectives that are not inappropriate when describing Graeme Sharp. The man was a fabulous footballer though, and he lent Evertonians some marvelous memories. My take on his post-Kenwright 're-emergence' is probably 'forgive...but never forget'.