Serie A

[Del]

Has there ever been a more overrated player than Zlatan?

Suarez?

 

[RFUS]

Probably not. But back to Zlatan. He's a YouTube player. Type of player the kids fall for. All stepovers and occasional audacious goal. As you get older you understand the game more though.

I actually watch him play live, week in, week out.

All you watch is Match of the Day and your feet disappearing underneath your mid-life crisis beer belly.

 

[RFUS]

35 minutes, Zlatan hat-trick.

Curler from outside the area.

 

[chicoazul]

Sure you do mate. You'll learn as you older. You see the bigger picture. Not your fault, I dare say most of us have been there.

 

[RFUS]

Sure you do mate. You'll learn as you older. You see the bigger picture. Not your fault, I dare say most of us have been there.

Been where? The furthest place you've been is Chester, you faux exotic globetrotting fantasy dweller.

 

[Goat]

Im with Rufus.

Zlatan is GOD.

 

[Goat]

Ok I was untill he used that word.

koff Zlatan

 

[RFUS]

Ok I was untill he used that word.

koff Zlatan

I felt it was an appropriately meltish word for chicoazul.

Can see Zlatan bagging 4 or 5 here. Almost got his fourth just then and we're not even at 40 minutes.

 

[peskyrobot]

faux koff all of you

 

[RFUS]

3-0 HT.

Strange game because Palermo are a good side and at home, even against Milan, they'd never expect this. To make it weirder they've not been that bad, it's just been a case of Zlatan being ruthlessly clinical. His last finish was absolutely sublime.

 

[chicoazul]

Been where? The furthest place you've been is Chester, you faux exotic globetrotting fantasy dweller.

Do you dress up in your shirt and school tie for cup finals on Football Manager 11 mate? Seems a big deal eh? Don't worry it wont when you have pubes.

I know some players you sign on that game are boss and I'd you play them in a sweeper system they appear to win you games but its not real life mate.

Clarity comes with time so don't fret.

 

[RFUS]

Do you dress up in your shirt and school tie for cup finals on Football Manager 11 mate? Seems a big deal eh? Don't worry it wont when you have pubes.

I know some players you sign on that game are boss and I'd you play them in a sweeper system they appear to win you games but its not real life mate.

As I sod

I don't play Football Manager.

But I emailed Moyes a screen of my FIFA Ultimate team and a few tips to help him get the most out of his players.

No reply yet but I can only assume he's taking his time to digest the deeply layered tactical insights I've presented.

 

[chicoazul]

You would have been all over Preki mate. When Moyes sees how your Fantasy team is getting on then he'll be moving Steve Round alongside for you.

Oh and Goat you fat wool, faux.

 

[RFUS]

Thiago Silva makes it 4-0.

Zlatan is sniffing around for his fourth and had a great chance before but El Shaarawy robbed it off him and had his shot saved.

 

[chicoazul]

Zlatan is a jazzy Bobby Zamora lad. The only things Zamora doesn't have that he does is a head band, stepovers and a foreign passport.