Semi Final Build Up Thread

[chicoazul]

Two games to go before it like, but I've been having some boss little day dreams.

Put your musings in here. We can do these.

 

[EFCNIK]

This is the worst preview ever.










(If you could let us know when this gets old that'd be great as I tend to carry on untill someone tells me to stop x)

 

[Deleted member 28206]

You know what, all i want is a victory so i can smile smugly at them ' might reds', i dont want the ref to be a ****, i dont want stevie me single handedly dragging them over the line, i dont want them to get away with spending £100+ on mediocre players to gloss over a poor season.

I just want a clean, honest win.

 

[heatmeiser]

I hope there's loads of semi on jokes here.

I get a semi on looking at Jessie J's fringe.

 

[Allezfan]

I don't know if I want us to turn up and cream them or for us to fluke our way through a game we're completely outclassed in more. Either would be hilarious.

 

[EFCNIK]

I hope there's loads of semi on jokes here.

I get a semi on looking at Jessie J's fringe.

I'd defo try and stick it in her nose and if that failed, I'd happily just brush up against it.

She's a sexy alien face.

 

[Dom1878]

Cahill header, last minute to win it

Already thinking of what bets to put on, i think im going to go with:

Tim Cahill + 2-1
Jelavic + 2-1
Straq last goal

And Baines to score + 1-0

 

[andym78]

I hope there's loads of semi on jokes here.

I get a semi on looking at Jessie J's fringe.

I get a semi on looking at Jessie J's fridge!

 

[paulbefc]

I want us to do "Istanbul" to them. And then in the words of a certain poster: wave our arms around and yell WOT WOT WOT WOT.

 

[EFCNIK]

I want us to do "Istanbul" to them. And then in the words of a certain poster: wave our arms around and yell WOT WOT WOT WOT.

Lol oh my god. Only in my dreams could the entire half section of Wembley do that after we **** them 1 0 in the last min.

 

[Del]

I hope we get battered for 89mins then a random pot shot from Gibson takes a wicked deflection off Gerrard and flys into the top corner

Oh how they would fume

 

[chicoazul]

Pass them off the park in a comfortable 2-0 win, akin to a giant holding a midget by his head while the midget windmills the air all over the show.

Make one of them goals a slightly moody Howard Webb awarded penalty and it will infuriate my good red friends and get them back for the hard time I took over the recent derby.

Then we'll all go home and eat melted cheese. Everton, Everton, EVERTON.

 

[Allezfan]

I hope we get battered for 89mins then a random pot shot from Gibson takes a wicked deflection off Gerrard and flys into the top corner

Oh how they would fume

Add seven or eight clear penalties being turned down for them and we're in business.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Stuff this getting a flukey winner bollocks.

Lets smash them all over the place and walk out of Wembley DESERVED winners.

4-0 please.

Then have Drenthe take a dive in the 90th min and get cara laa sent off.

 

[andym78]

I hope we violate them in the most appalling and degrading way