Secret work enemies

[JimmyJeffers]

Screenwash would be better.

On a staff night out a mate of mine pissed in a managers mouthwash at a houseparty afterwards. The guy who owned the mouthwash was a racist mind you.

 

[Baines' left foot]

On a staff night out a mate of mine pissed in a managers mouthwash at a houseparty afterwards. The guy who owned the mouthwash was a racist mind you.

It''s great when you can use something like that to justify such an act without remorse. It's like a green light to be a tw@.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Football forum of the year

 

[tommye]

Screenwash would be better.

Thin bead of clear silicone along his wiper blades and gently place back on screen.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yeah he is the worst type in a way, the chirpy chappy. Luckily there is about 5 of us who find him really annoying

Does he have one of those twirly moustaches?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Thin bead of clear silicone along his wiper blades and gently place back on screen.

You're a bad man x

 

[tommye]

You're a bad man x

Vaseline is also a winner.
Watching them trying to clean it off is a beautiful thing to behold.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Vaseline is also a winner.
Watching them trying to clean it off is a beautiful thing to behold.

THROW IT UP MY GAPING CHASM PLEASE oh sorry we still talking about windscreens?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Loving this idea of "I don't like you at work, so I will burn your house down to show you" btw.

 

[Blue peter]

I think a lot of our players have a lot of secret work enemies

 

[perth_blue]

Vaseline is also a winner.
Watching them trying to clean it off is a beautiful thing to behold.

Take a dump in his toilet cistern.

 

[LEONARD]

Thank god I have retired, I can just get miffed with myself now.

 

[KaiserEFC]

It's just people with no social skills, they have no idea stuff like that isn't normal. They are baffling but sometimes they don't even get the fact that ratting is werid

It’s crazy, when I was growing up being a grass was the worst thing you could be

 

[coollino]

I got told about a new legend recently. On lunch, he gets out a whole loaf of sliced bread from his locker, with a tub of marmalade. Gets a large spoon, scoops it out of the jar, whacks it on the bread and eats it

And I witnessed it today, it was as weird as I hoped

Yes, he is under 30 and he has a ponytail

 

[JLW]

I got told about a new legend recently. On lunch, he gets out a whole loaf of sliced bread from his locker, with a tub of marmalade. Gets a large spoon, scoops it out of the jar, whacks it on the bread and eats it

And I witnessed it today, it was as weird as I hoped

Yes, he is under 30 and he has a ponytail

Deffo still lives in his Ma's box room strumming wonderwall on his guitar